Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Getting old when…..

You know you’re getting older when…

Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.

You feel like the morning after, and you haven’t been anywhere.

Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.

Your children are beginning to look middle-aged.

Your mind makes contracts your body can’t keep.

You look forward to a dull evening.

Your knees buckle and your belt won’t.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just
went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself “I must be losing it, I
could have sworn we just went through a red light.”
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again
they went right though. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light
had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided
to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and
she turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red
lights in a row! You could have killed us!” Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh, am I driving?” 😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
‘What’s the matter, old timer? Don’t you remember this song?’
Older gentleman – ‘Seems to me I do.’
Sergeant on parade – ‘Well I don’t hear anything.’

Answer: ‘Yankee Doodle Dandy’
The quotation comes from ‘Yankee Doodle Dandy’, a 1942 film about George M. Cohan (1878 – 1942). In the scene, Cohan was invited to join in with the singing, which he does, although neither the soldiers nor the sergeant realise that he was the composer of the song. Cohan, known as ‘the man who owned Broadway’ at the beginning of the twentieth century was a playwright, composer, lyricist, actor, singer, dancer and producer. James Cagney played Cohan in this film tribute.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
‘You’re overwrought, madam. I’ve opened a window for you. A little air will do you good’

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
In this teaser, your job is to discover the missing word that links the two given words.
The dashes indicate the number of letters in the missing word. Good luck!

i.e. WAR – FARE – WELL

  1. ARM _ _ _ _ _ LIFT
  2. CREAM _ _ _ _ ADDER
  3. WOOD _ _ _ _ BENCH
  4. SHOULDER _ _ _ _ _ POCKET
  5. CANDY _ _ _ _ WASHER



Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Based on the clue in parentheses, find a four-letter word that can be inserted backwards into the blank to complete a longer word.

Example: di____ve (a defeat)
Answer: dissolve (“A defeat” gives you LOSS, which is placed backwards in the blank: di_SSOL_ve.)

  1. s____ing (profound, extreme, or intense)
  2. si____ll (inspired by a feeling of reverence)
  3. re____ed (draw with force)
  4. s____hot (to extend over)

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