Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 23, 2023

Here’s The Story……
While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash. A waitress
had dropped a whole tray of coffee cups, plates, and dishes. Being only a couple tables
away from her, I felt a stinging pain in my hand where I was cut from the shattered
debris. I was immediately escorted to the hotel doctor.
“What happened?” he asked.
I said, “Attacked by a flying saucer.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Last week was Valentine’s Day! Which means that guys all across the country were
telling their loved ones, ‘I thought you said we weren’t doing gifts this year.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“The funniest place to be on Valentine’s Day was the drugstore checkout line at around
7 p.m. The only place you’ll see desperation like that is at a casino in Vegas,
standing in line for the ATM.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Facebook has just added a new tool for finding help during disasters. Unfortunately,
then Facebook shows you photos of your friends having a much
better time during their disasters.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Why the Military can’t communicate with each other…
If you tell the Navy to secure a building, they will turn out the lights and lock the door.
If you tell the Army to secure a building, they will occupy it and forbid entry to those without a pass.
If you tell the Marines to secure a building, they assault with heavy fire, capture the building, fortify it and call for an air strike.
If you tell the Air Force to secure a building, they will negotiate a three year lease with an option to buy. 😳😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
‘You’re overwrought, madam. I’ve opened a window for you. A little air will do you good’

Answer: Rebecca!
All these films date from 1940 but Mrs. Danvers came from Alfred Hitchcock’s adaptation of Daphne Du Maurier’s 1938 novel ‘Rebecca’. The most often quoted lines are ‘Last night I dreamed I went to Manderley again’, but the quotation used for this question came from the scene where Mrs. Danvers was trying to persuade the new Mrs. de Winter to throw herself from a window. The quote ends with the words ‘Look down there. It’s easy, isn’t it? Why don’t you? Why don’t you? Go on! Go on! Don’t be afraid!’. In the film, Mrs. Danvers was played by Judith Anderson, the second Mrs. de Winter by Joan Fontaine and Maxim de Winter by Laurence Olivier.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
‘Please don’t throw me in dat briar patch!’?

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Based on the clue in parentheses, find a four-letter word that can be inserted backwards into the blank to complete a longer word.

Example: di____ve (a defeat)
Answer: dissolve (“A defeat” gives you LOSS, which is placed backwards in the blank: di_SSOL_ve.)

s____ing (profound, extreme, or intense)
si____ll (inspired by a feeling of reverence)
re____ed (draw with force)
s____hot (to extend over)

ANSWER: 1. ARM (CHAIR) LIFT

CREAM (PUFF) ADDER
WOOD (WORK) BENCH
SHOULDER (PATCH) POCKET
CANDY (DISH) WASHER

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Based on the clue in parentheses, find a four-letter word that can be inserted backwards into the blank to complete a longer word.

Example: di____ve (a defeat)
Answer: dissolve (“A defeat” gives you LOSS, which is placed backwards in the blank: di_SSOL_ve.)

s____ing (profound, extreme, or intense)
si____ll (inspired by a feeling of reverence)
re____ed (draw with force)
s____hot (to extend over)

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