Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 24, 2023

Here’s The Story……
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway — why are you going so slow?”
Sister: “Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65.”
Cop: “Oh sister, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway you’re on!
Sister: Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I’ll be more careful.
At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.
Cop: Excuse me, Sister, what’s wrong with your friends back there? They’re shaking something terrible.
Sister: Oh, we just got off of highway 119. 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths.
When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender,
that is strength.” —Arnold Schwarzenegger

“The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are
strong at the broken places.” —Ernest Hemingway

“All the adversity I’ve had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened
me…. You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the
best thing in the world for you.” —Walt Disney

“There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: one is pushing
down, the other is pulling up.” —Booker T. Washington

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard
who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. “What’s in the bags?”, asked the guard.
“Sand,” said the cyclist.
“Get them off – we’ll take a look,” said the guard.
The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand,
reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border.
Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which
again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist
with the sand bags failed to appear. A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown.
“Say friend, you sure had us crazy”, said the guard. “We knew you were smuggling something across
the border. I won’t say a word – but what is it you were smuggling?” “Bicycles!”😳😳😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
‘Please don’t throw me in dat briar patch!’?

Answer: Br’er Rabbit!
‘Song of the South’ was a Walt Disney production based on the stories of Joel Chandler Harris. Harris recounted African American folk tales using the character of Uncle Remus as the narrator. The film has been controversial since the original release. Though acclaimed for technical merit, there were also many detractors because of the representation of blacks. When it premiered in 1946 in Atlanta, Georgia, James Baskett, who had played Uncle Remus was unable to attend the showing because Atlanta was a racially segregated city. The quotation in the question came after Br’er Rabbit had been captured by Br’er Fox, who was contemplating what to do with him. After considering hanging or roasting the rabbit, the fox decided to take up the rabbit’s suggestion of throwing him into the briars, expecting that this would tear him to pieces. Instead, the rabbit escaped and taunted the fox by saying ‘I was born in the briar patch’.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You wore control-top pantyhose?”
“Did you put a pair in the box?”
“And how did you look in them?”
“Hot.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Based on the clue in parentheses, find a four-letter word that can be inserted backwards into the blank to complete a longer word.
Example: di____ve (a defeat)
Answer: dissolve (“A defeat” gives you LOSS, which is placed backwards in the blank: di_SSOL_ve.)

s____ing (profound, extreme, or intense)
si____ll (inspired by a feeling of reverence)
re____ed (draw with force)
s____hot (to extend over)

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
For each of the pairs of words below, insert a word in the blank space between them to form two separate words such that the inserted word finishes the first word and begins the second. For example, given “MAN __ ON”, you would insert the word “GO” to form “MANGO” and “GOON”. The hint gives the number of letters in each of the words that must be inserted.

WIN _ HERE DISC AGE
TEN OR ANT LOCK
SIN ___ SHIP

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