Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MARCH 8, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
When I was around 4 years old, I was biting my nails pretty badly and my mother
showed me a picture of a child with a very swollen belly due to malnutrition.
“That will happen to you if you keep biting your nails,” she told me.
Later that week we were in the supermarket standing in line at the checkout counter
behind a lady who was obviously 9 months pregnant. I pointed to her and, in a very
loud voice, said, “We know what she has been doing don’t we mommy?”
Have you ever seen your mother try to crawl under a cash register and hide? 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A college student in Pennsylvania is suing her school for the C+ she
got in a class. She said, ‘I’m suing whoever’s responsible for this!’ And
her professor said, ‘Don’t you mean WHOMEVER?'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A recent report shows that pot smokers get into fewer car crashers than
drunk people. Then again, it’s easier to see what is coming when
you’re driving at 11 miles-an-hour.” -Conan O’Brien

“A restaurant here in New York has started selling a so-called ‘New Yorker milkshake’
which comes topped with whipped cream and a slice of cheesecake. Which means
the next topping you’ll get is a coffin lid.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text;
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”
He replied, “I am on the toilet. Please advise.” 😳😳😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“That’s why he had asthma…it can’t be luck. His lungs were closed. His lungs were closed! No poison got in…his lungs were closed.”

Answer: Signs!
After his wife is killed in a bizarre car accident, Reverend Hess loses his faith and will not minister to his congregation. When a strange crop circle appears in his field, soon to be followed by a hostile alien invasion, he doesn’t know what to believe. But after his son survives an alien attack because his asthma prevented him from breathing in the poisonous gas, his faith is restored.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“And what did you do before all this?”
“I was a cop, a driver.”
“But how the world turns – one day cock of the walk, next a feather duster.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
The following three (3) clues are the definitions of words that have been jumbled below and turned into anagrams. Your job is to correctly unravel the anagrams and then place them next to their proper definition. Good luck!

hanging cloth used as a blind.
a strong English ale.
destined or inevitable.

Jumbled anagrams:

nice rat
car unit
rub not

ANSWER: 1. nice rat: Certain

car unit: Curtain
rub not: Burton

Rearranged anagrams now placed next to their correct definition:

hanging cloth used as a blind: Curtain
a strong English ale: Burton
destined or inevitable: Certain

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
I am a set of three words, all with the same four letters.
First I am a small wading bird related to a crane.
Then turn me around, and I am a person not to be trusted.
Now switch my middle letters …
and I become a place to find an animal.

What are the words?

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