WELCOME to THURSDAY MARCH 9, 2023
The Top 10 Signs You Have A Bad History Teacher
Constantly gets Indonesia and Outdonesia confused.
As incentive for learning, when you name a state capital, you get to take a shot.
Insists that one of Popes during the Roman empire was Pope Bubba.
Thinks that Mussolini was Hitler’s favorite pasta.
Counts Puerto Rico, Mexico and Canada as “technically” U.S. States.
Tells you that its Napoleon that’s the ice cream that comes in 3 flavors in one box.
Insists that the Great Depression could have been stopped with the right amount of Lithium.
Threatens to renact Salem Witch Trials/Burnings if homework is not turned in on time.
Claims that it was Martin and Lewis that were the great explorers of the West.
Credits David Hasselhoff and not Democracy for the fall of the Berlin Wall.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Not in doing what you like, but in liking what you do
is the secret of happiness.” —J.M. Barrie (August 1933)
“My father gave me the best advice of my life. He said, ‘Whatever you
do, don’t wake up at 65 years old and think about what you should
have done with your life.’” —George Clooney (July 2006)
“Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back. Regret
is an appalling waste of energy; you can’t build on it; it’s only good
for wallowing.” —Katherine Mansfield (April 1941)
“I’d rather regret the risks that didn’t work out than the chances I
didn’t take at all.” —Simone Biles (July/August 2020)
“If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out
to it! “—Jonathan Winters (June 1990)
“A pessimist is one who makes difficulties out of his opportunities;
an optimist is one who makes opportunities out of his difficulties.”
—Robert Mansell (August 1933)
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour,
the Englishman was a bit dismayed. “Good heavens,” he said, “what is this?”
“Why, it’s bean soup,” she replied.
“I don’t care what it has been,” he sputtered. “What is it now? 😳😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“And what did you do before all this?”
“I was a cop, a driver.”
“But how the world turns – one day cock of the walk, next a feather duster.”
Answer: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome!
In a post apocolyptic world, none of the usual rules apply. After being robbed of his possessions, Max finds he has to go to Bartertown, a bizarre place governed by Aunty Entity and run on the power of methane gas. Max must prove himself in the arena known as Thunderdome, where Aunty Entity wants to use him to destroy her rival, Master Blaster. George Miller and George Ogilvie directed this third of the “Mad Max” movies.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
I am a set of three words, all with the same four letters.
First I am a small wading bird related to a crane.
Then turn me around, and I am a person not to be trusted.
Now switch my middle letters …
and I become a place to find an animal.
What are the words?
ANSWER: rail = a small wading bird
liar = a person who can not be trusted
lair = where an animal can be found
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
My first is the base of a rose prominently displayed on a shelf
My second is a small space from which you cannot exit by yourself
My whole is a biological unit and restorer of health
What am I?
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