Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY MARCH 10, 2023

Here’s The Story……
Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs and
their surroundings. When she finished her first batch she took the film to be developed.
After a week or so she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said the photos
were not back from the processor. Needless to say, she was disappointed and
started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said,
“Don’t worry. Someday your prints will come”. 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Nintendo is releasing a video game that lets you simulate taking care of a baby.
When they heard this, gamers said, ‘Hey, call me when you have
one that simulates MAKING one.'” -Conan O’Brien

“Today was International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day. There’s a party later tonight,
but I heard it’s going to be a real snausage fest.” -Seth Meyers

“A new study found that most people cant go 10 minutes without lying. But since
the study took 20 minutes nobody knows what to believe.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A wife asked her husband, “Honey, could you please run to the store and
get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.”
A while later the husband returned with a case of quart milk cartons.
Staring incredulously at the 12-pack case of milk, his wife asked,
“Why the hell did you buy so much milk?”
Her husband said, “They had eggs.” 😳😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

Answer: The Shining!
Accompanied by his wife and son, Jack Torrance has taken the job of winter caretaker for the Overlook Hotel. He sees this as an opportunity for him to put some of his past behind him, and get on with writing his novel. However the hotel is possessed, and Jack is soon drawn into its inherent evil. Jack’s wife finds pages of this line typed over, and over, and over again, instead of the novel she thought he’d been writing.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“How do you write women so well?
“Easy – I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….
My first is the base of a rose prominently displayed on a shelf
My second is a small space from which you cannot exit by yourself
My whole is a biological unit and restorer of health

What am I?

ANSWER: stem cell
Line 1 refers to the stem of a rose.
Line 2 refers to a prison cell, from which you would be unable to leave without outside assistance.

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
In this teaser, your job is to discover the missing word that links the two given words.
The dashes indicate the number of letters in the missing word. Good luck!

i.e. WAR – FARE – WELL

ARM _ _ _ _ _ LIFT
CREAM _ _ _ _ ADDER
WOOD _ _ _ _ BENCH
SHOULDER _ _ _ _ _ POCKET
CANDY _ _ _ _ WASHER

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