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Top 10 Strange Competitions
- Extreme Ironing
- Cheese Rolling
- Curling
- Rock Paper Scissors World Championship
- Air Guitar Championships
- Nettle-eating Championships
- The World Beard and Mustache Championships
- World Pea Shooting Championships
- World Gurning Championship
- Wife Carrying
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDEFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.”
–Darren McGavin as the Old Man in A Christmas Story
“If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.”
–Johnny Carson
“If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?”
–Steven Wright
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
An officer in the U.S. Naval reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from
both the U.S. Navy and the French Navy. At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a
small group that included personnel from both navies.
The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages,
Americans learned only English. He then asked: “Why is it that we have to speak English
in these conferences rather than you speak French?
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied: “Maybe it’s because the Brits, Canadians,
Aussies and Americans arranged it so you would not have to speak German.”
The group became silent. 😳😳😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“In Europe it’s not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed.”
“That’s why I’m proud to be an American.”
Answer: Anger Management!
Sentenced by the courts to intensive anger management therapy, Buznik is dismayed to find that his very
unorthodox therapist plans on temporarily moving in with him. When he protests that he only has one bed, the above conversation ensues.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast 300 yards from
4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don’t think you can come down here, flash a badge and make me nervous!”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
People always said that the Vagner twins, Vance and Vinnie, had only one whole brain between them. After a freak accident at the county spelling bee cost Vinnie an “I”, he formally changed his name to “Vince” and became quite studious. Although he was hardly the top of his class, he at least managed to avoid ever wearing the dunce cap again, leaving that recognition to his brother. One day, both boys were talking out of turn in class. The teacher decided to keep them busy building a word chain. It took them half an hour, but each finally managed to complete his portion of the chain, linking his own name to the word at the other end. Can you complete the chain from BRAIN to DUNCE, using VINCE and VANCE as a bridge near the end? Change one letter at a time, making a common five-letter word at each step.
ANSWER: brain
brawn
brown
brows
crows
crops
coops
corps
cores
sores
sires
sines
sings
singe
since
Vince
Vance
dance
dunce
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
At a train station in Sydney, Australia, an intelligent rich man was awaiting his upper class rail transport.
He was sorting through his wallet and pulled out credit cards, receipts, and $200 in cash.
An egotistical scam artist (and a talented one at that) approached the man and said to him, “I’ll bet you, on all
the money in your wallet, that I can get a packet of chips out of that snack machine without inserting any money!”
The rich man, who was intrigued by this ‘talent’, readily agreed.
The scam artist walked over to the snack dispenser, stuck his hand up through the compartments, and a chip packet fell out.
The rich man was amazed, but being a faithful businessman, stuck to his word, yet the scam artist walked off without a penny.
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