WELCOME to FRIDAY MARCH 17, 2023
Two friends meet in the street. The one man looked rather forlorn and down in the mouth.
The other man asked, “Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?”
The sad fellow said, “Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me ten thousand dollars.”
“I’m sorry to hear about the death, but a bit of good luck for you, eh?”
“Hold on, I’m just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew kicked the bucket and
left me twenty thousand, free and clear.” “Well, you can’t be disappointed with that!”
“Yep. But, last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost one hundred thousand dollars.”
“Incredible… so how come you look so glum?”
“Well, this week… nothing!” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“In the U.K., a group of scientists successfully taught bumblebees how to play soccer.
And now, they’re trying to get American bumblebees to watch it.” -Conan O-Brien
“A 100-year-old Dutch woman recently persuaded local police to arrest her to fulfill an
item on her bucket list. Cool story for her, not so much for the
victims of her double homicide.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My children have never been thrilled about taking naps, but one day they were
putting up more of a fuss than usual. In the middle of the tantrums, a friend called.
“What’s all the commotion over there?” she asked.
“Oh, nothing,” I said. “Just the siesta resistance.” 😳😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast 300 yards from
4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don’t think you can come down here, flash a badge and make me nervous!”
Answer: A Few Good Men!
Assigned to defend two marines accused of killing a comrade, Lt. Daniel Kaffee goes to Cuba to interview their commanding officer, Jessup. What they find is an extremely arrogant man who, they eventually discover, actually delivered the order that resulted in the marine’s death.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“My daughter is in pain. I don’t understand why she has to have this pain. All she has to do is hold out until after ten,
and IT’S PAST TEN! My daughter is in pain, can’t you understand that? GIVE MY DAUGHTER THE SHOT!”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
At a train station in Sydney, Australia, an intelligent rich man was awaiting his upper class rail transport.
He was sorting through his wallet and pulled out credit cards, receipts, and $200 in cash.
An egotistical scam artist (and a talented one at that) approached the man and said to him, “I’ll bet you, on all
the money in your wallet, that I can get a packet of chips out of that snack machine without inserting any money!”
The rich man, who was intrigued by this ‘talent’, readily agreed.
The scam artist walked over to the snack dispenser, stuck his hand up through the compartments, and a chip packet fell out.
The rich man was amazed, but being a faithful businessman, stuck to his word, yet the scam artist walked off without a penny.
ANSWER: The rich man had already removed all the money and items from his wallet before he made the bet. Therefore,
when he gave the scammer all the money in his wallet, it totaled $0!
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Find the correct words that fit with the following words:
Example: Air PORT Wine
- Birth _ _ _ Light
- Knock _ _ _ Line
- Rock _ _ _ _ _ Bar
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