WELCOME to TUESDAY MARCH 21, 2023
Here’s The Story…….
As one of relatively few female airline pilots, I’ve often been mistaken for a flight attendant, ticket agent
or even a snack-bar employee. Occasionally people will see me in uniform and ask if I’m a “real” pilot.
Still others congratulate me for making it in a male-dominated field.
One day, I was in the restroom before a flight. I was at the sink, brushing my teeth, when a woman
walked through the door and looked over at me. “My sister would be so proud of you!” she remarked.
“Oh, is your sister an airline pilot too?” I asked.
With a confused expression the woman said, “No. She’s a dentist.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“There are some accusations that Silicon Valley discriminates against people because
of their age. Elderly groups are so furious about this that they plan to
send Silicon Valley an angry fax.” -Conan O’Brien
“Hasbro announced they are making a new version of Monopoly to appeal to a younger
generation. That means it won’t come with any cash, so you’ll have to borrow
some from your parents’ Monopoly set.” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A woman came home from the store with two cases of beer, three bottles
of wine, a bottle of whiskey and two loaves of bread.
“Are we expecting company?” her husband asked.
“No,” she replied.
“Then why did you buy so much bread?” 😳😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“There is no chance, no untried operation. All hope lies with him and none with me. Imagine though the shock from
isolation, when he suddenly can hear and speak and see.”
The Who’s rock opera “Tommy” was made into a movie that contained no dialogue, only singing, which worked fine when the characters were played by members of the group. The Specialist (played by Nicholson) was the doctor who they took Tommy to for tests, and while his singing abilities were far from wonderful, they weren’t nearly as bad as those of Oliver Reed, who played Tommy’s stepfather.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You want me to hold the chicken, huh?”
“I want you to hold it between your knees.”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
There was once a king of a foreign country. He had a psychic who always made fun of him when he wasn’t around. The king heard the psychic one day. He was going to ask the psychic one more question and then kill him. The psychic finds out about his plan. He had to save himself somehow. The king asked him when he (the king) would die. The psychic gave an answer that saved his life. What answer did he give?
ANSWER: He said the king would die the day that he (the psychic) dies himself. The king wanted to live so he just left him alone.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Six words that contain YO as a letter-pair have had all of their other letters removed and placed into a pool. Put those letters back in their proper places. What are the words?
YO—, YO—-, -YO—, –YO–, —YO-, —-YO
Pool: A, B, B, C, C, D, D, D, E, E, E, E, I, L, M, M, N, N, N, N, P, R, R
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