Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s The Story……
At a workshop on dog temperament, the instructor noted that a test for a canine’s disposition
was for an owner to fall down and act hurt. A dog with poor temperament would try to bite the
person, whereas a good dog would lick his owner’s face or show concern.
Once, while eating pizza in the living room, I decided to try out this theory on my two dogs.
I stood up, clutched my heart, let out a scream and collapsed on the floor.
The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other and raced to the coffee table for my pizza. 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“This past weekend, we all moved our clocks ahead by one hour. In other words,
that’s our show, goodnight everybody!” -Conan O’Brien

“Everyone is talking about the big snowstorm expected to hit New York. In fact,
some are saying we could experience a whiteout. Things will even out on St. Patrick’s
Day when we all experience a blackout.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Taco Bell has announced that it is creating a hybrid of its Quesalupas and Doritos Locos
Tacos, called the Doritos Quesalupa Crunch. Of course, if you can say that,
you’re probably not drunk enough to eat it. -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” I asked my friend.
“He wants to be a garbage man,” he replied.
“That’s an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.”
“Not really. He thinks that garbage men work only on Tuesdays.” 😳😳😳

Thurday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.”

Answer: Conspiracy Theory!
Jerry Fletcher is a tortured, paranoid man who sees conspiracies everywhere. He is also driven by an amazing need to watch over and protect Alice Sutton. What he doesn’t realize is that he has every reason to be paranoid, because someone really has been messing with his head, and the fact that he’s remembering bits and pieces of it is putting him in serious danger. Richard Donner directed this excellent movie which starred Mel Gibson, Julia Roberts and Patrick Stuart.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“By the way, we had that water brought in especially for you folks…came from a well in Hinkley.”


Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Wearing a dress of vivid bright green
A bodice of pale tan
Showing off my sparkling clothes
As splendidly as I can.

Wearing a dress of vivid dark green
A bodice of lovely brown
I go to my wardrobe and start to change
Into my party gown.

Wearing a dress of beautiful scarlet
A bodice of pale green
My clothes fall off and I open my mouth
Let loose a silent scream.

Wearing a dress of snowy white
A bodice of white as well
A silver cloak around my shoulders
Tinkling with glass-blown bells.

ANSWER: A maple!

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
Three 5-letter words,
Anagrams of each other.
One is a cloth,
The second a spot,
The third is at home with the Father.

What are the three words?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at,


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