Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s The Story……
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch & wrote “this iz a stikkup.
Put all your muny in this bag.” While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to
worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller’s
window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.

After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and surmising
from his spelling errors that he wasn’t the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept
his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to
fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said,
“OK” and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America. 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Police in South Carolina charged a substitute teacher last week for allegedly being
drunk while in class. Students realized she was drunk after she kept
referring to lunch period as ‘Miller time.'” -Seth Meyers

“College students are out of town for spring break. This is the time of year students
take a well-deserved break from partying and drinking at school to
go party and drink on a beach.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A young man applied for a job at a new factory being built in a nearby town. He entered
the main office, where the receptionist directed him down the hall to an office where he
was to be interviewed by the Personnel Officer. After several minutes of describing and
explaining all about the new factory, the Personnel Officer told the young man,
“We need individuals who are totally responsible.” The young man grinned and responded:
“Well, I sure qualify. Everywhere I’ve worked, when something went wrong,
I was always responsible!” 😳😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“By the way, we had that water brought in especially for you folks…came from a well in Hinkley.”

Answer: Erin Brockovich!
After bulldozing him into giving her a job, Erin further pushes her boss, Ed Masry, to take on a very risky class action lawsuit. This is brought by the residents of the town of Hinkley against the Pacific Gas & Electric Company, who have been poisoning their ground water for years.
This remark was made after the lawyers representing Pacific Gas & Electric Company made a ridiculously low settlement offer.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I can’t live without you, and I won’t let you live without me.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Three 5-letter words,
Anagrams of each other.
One is a cloth,
The second a spot,
The third is at home with the Father.

What are the three words?

ANSWER: Satin – a silky fabric
Stain – a discoloration or spot
Saint – a spirit in Heaven

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
What does the following rebus represent?

  1. Do Do
  2. Dew Dew
  3. Due Due

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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