Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Older Than Dirt Quiz:
Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about.
Your age ratings is at the bottom.

  1. Candy cigarettes
  2. Coffee shops with tableside juke boxes
  3. Home milk delivery in glass bottles
  4. Party lines on the telephone
  5. Newsreels before the movie
  6. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were
    there until TV shows started again in the morning (there were only 3
    channels [if you were fortunate]).
  7. Peashooters
  8. 45 RPM records
  9. Wash tub wringers
  10. Hi-fi’s
  11. Metal ice trays with lever
  12. Blue flashbulb
  13. Cork popguns
  14. Ford Zephyrs
    If you remembered 0-3 = You’re still young
    If you remembered
    4-6 = You are getting older
    If you remembered 7-10 = Don’t tell
    your age,
    If you remembered 11-14 = You’re older than dirt!
    That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
    forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“We cannot solve problems with the kind of thinking we
employed when we came up with them.” — Albert Einstein

“Learn as if you will live forever, live like
you will die tomorrow.” — Mahatma Gandhi

“Stay away from those people who try to disparage your ambitions.
Small minds will always do that, but great minds will give you a feeling
that you can become great too.” — Mark Twain

“When you give joy to other people, you get more joy in return. You
hould give a good thought to happiness that you can give out.”— Eleanor Roosevelt

“When you change your thoughts, remember to
also change your world.”—Norman Vincent Peale

“It is only when we take chances, when our lives improve. The initial and
the most difficult risk that we need to take is to become honest. —Walter Anderson

“Nature has given us all the pieces required to achieve exceptional
wellness and health, but has left it to us to put these pieces together.”—Diane McLaren

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The Englishman responds, ‘I’d like to hear “God Save The Queen” just one
more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys
Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.’

The Irishman replies, ‘I’d like to hear “Danny Boy” just one more time to
remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O’Donnell, with
Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.’

The Welshman answers, ‘I’d like to hear “Men Of Harlech” just one more
time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice

The Scotsman says quickly, ‘I’d like to be shot first.’ 😳😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I can’t live without you, and I won’t let you live without me.”

Answer: Sleeping With the Enemy!
Martin Burney is a very possessive and abusive husband. Laura spends years putting a plan in place that will cause Martin to believe her dead, allowing her to get away from him and start a new life. A chance phone call from an acquaintance innocently reveals part of Laura’s scheme, and Martin sets about tracking her down. He says this line to her when he finally catches up with her, just before she kills him.
Joseph Rueben directed this powerful movie that starred Julia Roberts, Patrick Bergen and Kevin Anderson.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You’re a complex hallucination having something to do with my mother, and I don’t know why you have wings, but you have lovely legs, and you’re a very tiny person, and… What am I saying? I don’t know who my mother was, I’m an orphan. And I’ve never done drugs because I missed the sixties – I was an accountant.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
What does the following rebus represent?

  1. Do Do
  2. Dew Dew
  3. Due Due

ANSWER: To Do List
(Two “do/dew/etc.” list)

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with an extra letter
added somewhere (example: band & brand). The length of the short word in each pair is provided.

1) a thin flat piece cut from something & to unite two pieces by connecting the ends together (5 letters)
2) the total admission receipts for an event & a striped or clouded quartz (4 letters)
3) to bury & to confine or impound (5 letters)
4) blemish or imperfection & to turn aside (6 letters)

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