WELCOME to THURSDAY MARCH 30, 2023
Here’s The Story…..
The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his father had
entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in
different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the
wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the
boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.
“Pa, the chickens got loose,” the boy confessed sadly, “but I managed to find all twelve of them.”
“Well, you did real good, son,” the farmer beamed. “You left with seven.” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The best way to teach your kids about
taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.”
“There used to be a real me, but
I had it surgically removed.”
“In the end, everything is a gag.”
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said:
“Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?”
To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!” 😳😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You’re a complex hallucination having something to do with my mother, and I don’t know why you have wings, but you have lovely legs, and you’re a very tiny person, and… What am I saying? I don’t know who my mother was, I’m an orphan. And I’ve never done drugs because I missed the sixties – I was an accountant.”
Peter Pan, played by Robin Williams, is all grown up, and he doesn’t remember a single thing about Neverland and the Lost Boys. Unfortunately Captain Hook hasn’t forgotten, and he’s stolen Peter’s kids to lure him back for a duel. Tinkerbell has come to get Peter, to take him back to Neverland to rescue his kids, but Peter doesn’t believe what he sees. Steven Spielberg delivered this delightful movie that also stars Julia Roberts, Dustin Hoffman, Bob Hoskins, Maggie Smith and Caroline Goodall.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Look, I guarantee there’ll be tough times. I guarantee that at some time one, or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don’t ask you to be mine, I’ll regret it for the rest of my life…because I know in my heart that you’re the only one for me.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with an extra letter
added somewhere (example: band & brand). The length of the short word in each pair is provided.
1) a thin flat piece cut from something & to unite two pieces by connecting the ends together (5 letters)
2) the total admission receipts for an event & a striped or clouded quartz (4 letters)
3) to bury & to confine or impound (5 letters)
4) blemish or imperfection & to turn aside (6 letters)
ANSWER: 1) slice & splice
2) gate & agate
3) inter & intern
4) defect & deflect
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Can you find the one word for each list that can be added to the end of each word
in its list to create a new word, compound word, or phrase?
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