Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Business one-liners 09

All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.

All work and no play, will make you a manager.

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than to get out of.

Always hire a rich attorney.

Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn’t work out.

Always listen to experts. They’ll tell what can’t be done and why. Then do it.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!

Always try to stop talking before people stop listening.

Am I good at delegating? You Bet! I always find someone to blame!

Ambiguity is invariant.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember.
Involve me and I learn.” -Benjamin Franklin

“The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot
be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart.” -Helen Keller

“It is during our darkest moments that we
must focus to see the light.” -Aristotle

“Whoever is happy will make
others happy too.” -Anne Frank

“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead
where there is no path and leave a trail.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to
establish some parameters,” said the professor to the student from Arkansas, “What is the opposite of joy?”
“Sadness,” said the student.
And the opposite of depression?” he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.
“Elation,” said she.
“And you sir,” he said to the young man from Texas, “how about the opposite of woe?”
The Texan replied, “Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up.”😳😳😳😎

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” – Gwen Harrison

Answer: America’s Sweethearts!
Gwen and Eddie used to be America’s most popular couple, both on and off screen. Then Gwen left Eddie for another man, and Eddie had a nervous breakdown. Now they have to get together to advertise the release of their last film together, and Eddie has many interesting fantasies (including this one) about meeting up with Gwen again, for the first time. Joe Roth directed this hysterically funny film that starred Billy Crystal, John Cusack, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Julia Roberts, Hank Azaria and Christopher Walken.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“What makes you think I’m a lawyer?”
“You have that sharp, useless look about you.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Shape Series
Complete the series by choosing the correct shape from the four options.

ANSWER: The series is the top part of the letters CDEF. The next letter is G.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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