Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 4, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
A computer programmer, bored with his job, decided to start his own business. Wanting to do
something totally different from his current occupation, he bought a mating pair of rheas and a large tract of land.

His rhea farm was soon doing a booming business as there appeared to be a great demand for the birds. Not being
satisfied with just selling the birds, the rhea farmer started researching how the birds were being used. He found
that all parts of the birds were being utilized, except the feathers. Nobody wanted the plainly colored rhea feathers.

The ex-programmer, now rhea farmer, purchased some equipment, technical people, and chemicals, and was soon
selling fancy, colored rhea feathers. The resulting sales were amazing and made the new feather merchant very happy.
There was one small problem. The workers making the colored feathers were becoming quite ill. The concerned young
man called in a number of doctors to determine the nature of the illness.
It was discovered that without exception, the workers had developed a severe case of … “dye a rhea”. 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study reveals Americans are getting fatter and giving up on their diets. The
study was conducted by going to a water park for five minutes.” -Conan O’Brien

“They’re considering a new 10-cent fee on grocery bags here in New York. My mom said, ‘
Who’s laughing at the eight-thousand bags under the sink NOW?'” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
He was a mediocre conductor of a mediocre orchestra. He had been having problems with the
basses; they were the least professional of his musicians. It was the last performance of the season,
Beethoven痴 9th Symphony, which required extra effort from the basses at the end. Earlier that evening,
he found the basses celebrating one of their birthdays by passing a bottle around. As he was about to
cue the basses, he knocked over his music stand. The sheet music scattered. As he stood in front of his
orchestra, his worst fear was realized; it was the bottom of the 9th, no score and the basses were loaded.

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“What makes you think I’m a lawyer?”
“You have that sharp, useless look about you.”

Answer: Pretty Woman!
She’s a street-walker and he’s a multi-millionaire businessman. He hires her to be his companion for a week of business functions, but of course they fall in love. He teaches her to believe in herself, and she teaches him the milk of human kindness, as it were. This exchange occurs on the first night that they meet, when he stops and asks her for directions, and she gets into his car.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I thought I was headed to a place that would turn out tomorrow’s leaders – not their wives.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
H
&
M
E

ANSWER: Hand Me Down
H + and, ME, all going down

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Complete the words below using three consecutive letters in
alphabetical order, e.g. _ _ A _ U S would be ABACUS.

_ _ F I _ Y,
_ A _ _ R N,
_ U _ S E _,
_ _ _ B B Y,
_ E _ T _ R,
_ _ _ A C E.

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