Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Mid-Week Ponderings

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Do blind eskimoes heave seeing-eye sled dogs?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do radioactve cats have 18 half-lives?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

Why call it “take” a dump, when you leave something behind?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

The advice your son rejected is now being
given by him to your grandson.

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment
to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.

Parents often talk about the younger generations as
if they didn’t have anything to do with it.

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education
seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist.
The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami
after having spent two weeks visiting her six children,
18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren in Boston.
Then she inquired what I did for a living.
I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice.
Instead she sat back, picked up a magazine and said, “If there’s anything
you want to know, just ask me.”😳😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I thought I was headed to a place that would turn out tomorrow’s leaders – not their wives.”

Answer: Mona Lisa Smile!
It’s the 1950s, and young women are still being taught to take on the traditional roles of wife, mother and homemaker. As a new lecturer at Wellesley, Katherine Watson tries to inspire her students to think beyond the limitations that these roles imply, but finds herself thwarted by everyone, including some of the girls themselves.
This remark is made to the Italian professor, when she believes that she isn’t making any difference at all. Of course it turns out that she’s wrong…about making a difference.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you?”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Complete the words below using three consecutive letters in
alphabetical order, e.g. _ _ A _ U S would be ABACUS.

  1. _ _ F I _ Y,
  2. _ A _ _ R N,
  3. _ U _ S E _,
  4. _ _ _ B B Y,
  5. _ E _ T _ R,
  6. _ _ _ A C E.

ANSWER: 1. Effigy,

  1. Saturn,
  2. Russet,
  3. Stubby,
  4. Mentor,
  5. Deface.

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Each group of three definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except for
one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.

1a) finished
1b) to sleep lightly
1c) a measured quantity

2a) covered
2b) mollusk
2c) applaud

3a) furtive
3b) to secretly observe
3c) an enclosure for pigs

4a) to direct
4b) costume
4c) duplicity

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