WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 7, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
A blind man and his seeing eye dog walk into a grocery store. They go straight to
the middle of the store and the man picks up his dog and starts to spin him around in circles.
The store manager comes up to the man and says, “Umm… excuse me sir can I help you?”
The blind man says, “No, I’m just looking around!” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND!, people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision,
then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid.” -Audre Lorde

“Women belong in all places where decisions are being made. It
shouldn’t be that women are the exception.” – Ruth Bader Ginsburg

“The most common way people give up their power is by
thinking they don’t have any.” -Alice Walker

“No country can ever truly flourish if it stifles the potential of its
women and deprives itself of the contributions of
half of its citizens.” -Michelle Obama

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Q: Did you hear about the inventor of the door knocker?
A: He won a no bell prize.

Q: Why did the projector blush?
A: It saw the filmstrip.

Q: What does the word “benign” mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. 😁😁😎

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you?”

Answer: Goodfellas!
“Goodfellas” tells the story of mobster-turned-FBI-informant Henry Hill, and his 25 year association with the New York City Mafia. Ray Liotta, who plays Hill in the film, is part of a stellar cast which also includes, Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci and Paul Sorvino.
The quote appears in a scene where mob henchman and resident psychopath Tommy DeVito, played brilliantly by Pesci, is having dinner and drinks with some associates, including Henry. After Tommy tells the group an amusing story, Henry comments on what a funny guy he is, after which DeVito, who pretends to be insulted by the comment, goes on a very intense rant. It’s a great performance and one of the reasons why Joe Pesci took home the Oscar for Best Actor in a Supporting Role at 1991 Academy Awards.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Each group of three definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except for
one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.

1a) finished
1b) to sleep lightly
1c) a measured quantity

2a) covered
2b) mollusk
2c) applaud

3a) furtive
3b) to secretly observe
3c) an enclosure for pigs

4a) to direct
4b) costume
4c) duplicity

ANSWER: 1. Effigy,

2. Saturn,
3. Russet,
4. Stubby,
5. Mentor,
6. Deface.

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Each group of three definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except for one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.

1a) finished
1b) to sleep lightly
1c) a measured quantity

2a) covered
2b) mollusk
2c) applaud

3a) furtive
3b) to secretly observe
3c) an enclosure for pigs

4a) to direct
4b) costume
4c) duplicity

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