WELCOME to MONDAY May 1, 2023

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments….

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing
employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.

AVERAGE: Not too bright.

EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date.

ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily.

ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated.

CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one step ahead of the law.

UNLIMITED POTENTIAL: Will stick with us until retirement.

QUICK THINKING: Offers plausible excuses for errors.

TAKES PRIDE IN WORK: Conceited.

TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPERTUNITY TO PROGRESS: Buys drinks for superiors.

INDIFFERENT TO INSTRUCTION: Knows more than superiors.

STERN DISCIPLINARIAN: A real jerk.

TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS: Knows when to keep mouth shut.

APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC: Finds someone else to do the job.

A KEEN ANALYST: Thoroughly confused.

NOT A DESK PERSON: Did not go to college.

EXPRESSES SELF WELL: Can string two sentences together.

SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB: Miserable home life.

CONSCIENTIOUS AND CAREFUL: Scared.

METICULOUS IN ATTENTION TO DETAIL: A nitpicker.

DEMONSTRATES QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP: Has a loud voice.

JUDGEMENT IS USUALLY SOUND: Lucky.

MAINTAINS PROFESSIONAL ATTITUDE: A snob.

KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR: Knows lots of dirty jokes.

STRONG ADHERENCE TO PRINCIPLES: Stubborn.

GETS ALONG EXTREMELY WELL WITH SUPERIORS AND SUBORDINATES ALIKE: A coward.

SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE: Stupid.

OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION: Turns in work on time.

IS UNUSUALLY LOYAL: Wanted by no-one else.

ALERT TO COMPANY DEVELOPMENTS: An office gossip.

REQUIRES WORK-VALUE ATTITUDINAL READJUSTMENT: Lazy and hard-headed.

HARD WORKER: Usually does it the hard way.

ENJOYS JOB: Needs more to do.

HAPPY: Paid too much.

WELL ORGANIZED: Does too much busywork.

COMPETENT: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.

CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTEN: Annoying.

WILL GO FAR: Relative of management.

SHOULD GO FAR: Please.

USES TIME EFFECTIVELY: Clock watcher.

VERY CREATIVE: Finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work.

USES RESOURSES WELL: Delegates everything.

DESERVES PROMOTION: Create new title to make h/h feel appreciated.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY!, people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study has found that being good-looking can hurt a man’s career because
the people in charge of hiring see attractive men as a threat. So if you’re a man
who was recently hired for a new job, congratulations. You’re hideous.” -James Corden

“Scientists believe the first modern Europeans mated with Neanderthals. This
is the oldest evidence yet of beer goggles.” -Conan O’Brien

“I was thinking about doing something to my wife on April Fools’ Day but then I thought,
you know what, tricking her into marrying me was more than enough prank.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me
to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising effort.
“Sorry,” I replied, “but I’ve been incapacitated.”
Undaunted, the caller kept trying to convince me to change my mind and volunteer.
I interrupted and said, “I’m incapacitated. Do you know what that means?”
She hesitated. “It means your head was cut off? 😳😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You can’t just love something, you also have to take care of it.”

Answer: The Fabelmans!
Steven Spielberg’s filmic memoir “The Fabelmans” recounts his childhood and beginnings of filmmaking in a way that is far from the cloying sentimentality that some people often accuse him of. This is a bittersweet meditation of the nature of being an artist and the toll it can take on one’s relationships. Sammy Fabelman’s father Burt tells him “You can’t just love something, you also have to take care of it”. He is referring to Sammy’s treatment of his electric train set which he has rejoiced in filming with his Super-8 camera. Sammy wanted to recreate the train wreck from the movie “The Greatest Show On Earth” which enthralled him when his parents took him to the movies for the first time. But the line can also be applied to family and, ironically, the ways that Burt himself may have taken his family for granted. And of course it also applies to Sammy’s love of his art, his passion for filmmaking.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Don’t be so eager to be offended. The narcissism of small differences leads to the most boring kind of conformity.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Recorded by three hands,
I have no bounds.
People use me constantly,
My vastness astounds.

I’m used around the world,
Organized by ancient cultures.
Through me all things happen,
Children become geezers.

Answer: Time.
Time is always being used. Ancient cultures organized it into calendars and
found important days, such as the summer and winter solstice.

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
AALLLOUGNINCEACELSSSEANRYTELNETCTEERS

If you cross out all unnecessary letters in the above string of letters, a logical sentence will remain. Can you read it?

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