WELCOME to FRIDAY May 5, 2023
Here’s The Story…..
Five surgeons are having drinks together at a surgical convention and making jokes…
The first, a Florida surgeon, says: “I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second, a Michigan surgeon, responds: “Yeah, but you should try electricians.
Everything inside of them is color coded.”
The third, a California surgeon, says: “No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside of them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth, an New York surgeon, chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers.
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”
But the fifth, from Washington D.C. shut them all up when he observed, “You’re all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart,
no brains, no spine, and the head and the rear end are interchangeable.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND!, people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The Centers for Disease Control reminds you, still the best way to avoid contracting an STD
is to get really into Dungeons and Dragons in high school.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
An weathered farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when
the woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their Silver wedding anniversary.
‘Let’s kill a pig and have a big BBQ party, Homer,’ she suggested.’
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. ‘Gee, Ethel,’ he finally answered, ‘I don’t see why the
pig should suffer for something that happened 25 years ago.'” 😳😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Perhaps forgiveness can, in some instances, be confused with permission.”
Answer: Women Talking!
That is one of my favorite lines out of the many quotable lines in the film. Written and directed by Sarah Polley, “Women Talking” is based on the same-titled novel by Miriam Toews. The story is based on the true-life circumstances surround a group of Mennonite women who were betrayed by the men in their colony, and now the women must debate amongst themselves what steps to take next. They wrestle with the concept of forgiveness which their strong religious beliefs takes seriously, but perhaps too strictly, as some of the women in the group argue from a perspective of justice and safety and security. Also importantly, as the film points out, they think about the future of the boys being raised in the various families and what they can do so that the young males won’t repeat the cycle of violence perpetrated by their elders.
The quote is an astute observation that people can often mistake forgiveness for permission, as pointed out by one of the elder women, Agatha, portrayed by Judith Ivey.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I wanted to start off the new year on a new foot. But, maybe you’re right. Maybe we would have been better off, if we had never gotten married.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Can you figure out the famous quote below?
Aye, dame, I am befuddled. But in the forenoon I will be clear-headed and you will still be unsightly.
Answer: Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
This humorous quote was furnished by Winston Churchill (1874-1965), British prime minister and author.
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
I run forever,
With a roaring call.
Yet I have no throat,
Or any legs at all.
Rock wears away,
Whilst I grow.
You try to race me,
And receive a blow.
What am I?
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