Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to TUESDAY May 23, 2023

Thinnest Books

The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton

The Amish Phone Directory

Mike Tyson’s Guide To Dating Etiquette

George Foreman’s Big Book Of Baby Names

French Hospitality

Everything Women Know About Men

Everything Men Know About Women

Dr. Kevorkian’s Collection Of Motivational Speeches

Different Ways To Spell Bob

Career Opportunities For Liberal Arts Majors

America’s Most Popular Lawyers

Amelia Earhart’s Guide To The Pacific Ocean

The Wild Years-By Al Gore

Human Rights Advances In China

To All The Men I’ve Loved Before-By Ellen Degeneres

The Engineer’s Guide To Fashion

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Scientists are now claiming that every hour spent running increases your lifespan by
seven hours. In other words, a majority of Americans died three years ago.” -Conan O’Brien

“A high school boy in Georgia got the local police to help him stage a drug bust in order to ask
a girl to prom. The police say they loved helping the two with the prom-posal, and look forward
to seeing them together on prom night when they arrest them for underage drinking.” -James Corden

“A 120-pound Texas woman set a new competitive eating record yesterday after she ate three
72-ounce steaks, three baked potatoes, three shrimp cocktails, three salads, and three dinner
rolls in 20 minutes. Or as they call it in Texas, a kids meal.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Manning the computer help desk for the local school district was my first job. And though
I was just an intern, I took the job very seriously. But not every caller took me seriously.
“Can I talk to a real person?” a caller asked.
“I am real,” I said.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” the caller said. “That was rude of me. What I meant to say was,
could I talk to someone who actually knows something?” 😳😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Don’t be so eager to be offended. The narcissism of small differences leads to the most boring kind of conformity.”

Answer: Tar!
A few scenes into the movie “Tar” an account of a fictional character named Lydia Tar, played by Cate Blanchett, we see her teaching a class in conducting at the famous music school in New York City Julliard. Things are going well, and then Tar advises a student named Max that he should listen to Bach more and to play Bach more.
The student precociously responds that “white, cis male composers is just not my thing.” Tar counters saying, “Don’t be so eager to be offended. The narcissism of small differences leads to the most boring conformity” but that’s just the beginning of her humiliating the student.
The scene resonates of the cancel culture afflicting the arts these days, as she warns Max, “If Bach’s talent can be reduced to his gender, birth country, religion, sexuality, and so on, then so can yours.”

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“My dad believed in you. I’m not gonna make the same mistake.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​

Answer: Explain

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
What word has the letters “spb”, next to each other, in that order?

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