WELC0ME to THURSDAY MARCH 21. 2024
What The New Job-Lingo Really Means…..
JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY – We have no time to train you.
CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE – We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up;
well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED – You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED – Some time each night and some time each weekend.
DUTIES WILL VARY – Anyone in the office can boss you around.
MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL – We have no quality control.
CAREER-MINDED – Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE – We’ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE –
You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.
PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST – You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS – You’ll have the responsibilities
of a manager, without the pay or respect.
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS – Management communicates, you listen,
figure out what they want and do it.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
–Lucille Ball
“It usually takes more than three weeks to
prepare a good impromptu speech.”
–Mark Twain
“Comedy is simply a funny
way of being serious.”
–Peter Ustinov
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
WISE ADVICE FROM KIDS –*
“Medicine only works if it’s cherry flavored.”
— Elissa, 9
“Good food always comes with a toy.”
— Ryan, 6
“Just because your dog drinks from the
toilet, doesn’t mean you should.”
— Juaquim, 7
“Don’t dry the dog in the microwave.”
— Brittany, 5
“If mommy says no, then you should ask daddy.”
— Daniel, 7
“You can’t eat soup with a fork.”
— Mel, 4
“Don’t pick your nose when
you’re finger-painting.”
–Xiang, 8
“Never ask mom when she’s
going to go on a diet.”
–Bob, 11
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”
Answer: Dead Poets Society!
“Dead Poets Society” was a 1989 movie directed by Peter Weir, and written by Tom Schulman. Robin Williams stars as John Keating, an unorthodox and inspirational English teacher at a boys’ boarding school in the late 1950s. Tragedy and betrayal occur. Critics were divided about the movie, but Schulman’s script won an Oscar. The quotation comes from a scene where Keating gets one of his class to read from “To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time” by Robert Herrick. “Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying; And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying.” He tells the boys to look at photographs of school alumni of yesteryear, and tells them those boys are now daffodil fertiliser. He concludes his lecture by telling them “Carpe diem…” in a whisper. The photo shows a plaque commemorating William Wordsworth’s stay at a German house. Wordsworth is one of my favourite dead English poets.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“What do they think I am, dumb or something? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
In this teaser you are to try and unscramble the set of letters in each set of brackets to complete these quotations. Good luck!
- We may (FMFIAR) absolutely that (OHTNGIN) great in the (DWLOR) has been (DAECHCSOIMLP) without (NSPOAIS).
- (ELVI) as if you (ERWE) to die (WTMOROOR). (NLREA) as if you were to (LIEV) (ORERVEF).
- The way to get (DSETRAT) is to (UQTI) (GLATNIK) and (NBEIG) (ODGNI).
ANSWER: 1. We may (AFFIRM) absolutely that (NOTHING) great in the (WORLD) has been (ACCOMPLISHED) without (PASSION).
Hegel
- (LIVE) as if you (WERE) to die (TOMORROW). (LEARN) as if you were to (LIVE) (FOREVER).
M.K. Gandhi
- The way to get (STARTED) is to (QUIT) (TALKING) and (BEGIN) (DOING).
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
I have one, you have one.
If you remove the first letter, a bit remains.
If you remove the second, bit still remains.
After much trying, you might be able to remove the third one also, but it remains.
It dies hard!
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