WELC0ME to THURSDAY APRIL 18. 2024
Here’s The Story….
A seven-year-old boy is sitting at the dinner table with his parents.
Suddenly he announces, “Me and Janie next door are gonna get married!”
“Oh?” says the mother, amused. “And how old is Janie?”
“Six,” replies the boy.
“Well,” says the father, “what are you going to do for money?”
“I get 5 dollars a week allowance,” says the son, “and Janie gets 2.
We figured that if we put them together, we’ll be okay.”
“I see,” says the father. “But what are you going to do if you have any children?”
“Well,” says the boy, “so far we’ve been lucky.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A growing number of people are going to e-sport arenas to watch other
people play video games. It combines the thrill of going to a live sporting
event with the thrill of having an unemployed roommate.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Papa John’s has started selling extra-large jugs of its signature garlic sauce.
Each jug of garlic sauce is 8 pounds and costs $20. But Papa John’s says it’s
a lifetime supply. Because you’re not expected to survive long
enough to need a second jug.” -James Corden
“Scientists claim to have succeeded transplanting a memory from the brain
of one sea snail and implanting it into another. Or, more likely,
all snails live pretty similar lives.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Curious when I found two black-and-white negatives in a drawer, I had them
made into prints. I was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of a younger,
slimmer me, taken on one of my first dates with my husband.
When I showed him the photos, his face lit up.
“Wow, look at that!” he said. “It’s my old Plymouth!” 😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
An Iowa farmer builds a baseball diamond in his cornfield at the behest of a voice that only he can hear.
Answer: Field of Dreams!
Ray Kinsella, an Iowa corn grower, hears a voice telling him that if he builds a baseball diamond in his cornfield, “he” will come. When it is completed, members of the disgraced 1919 Chicago White Sox team, as well as other deceased players, come and play.
“He” turns out to be Ray’s deceased father, whom Ray never reconciled with before his death.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A member of a high school clique of popular girls meets a new guy in school, and the pair set
about ridding the school of other popular students via staged suicides.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Begin with the word “SPARKLING” and take away one letter so as to leave a new word. Then take away another letter from the new word and leave a different word. Continue this, letter by letter, getting a new word every time until you finally leave one word containing only one letter. You must not disturb the order of the remaining letters after a removal.
ANSWER: The puzzle is solved in this way:
1) SPARKLING.
2) SPARKING.
3) SPARING.
4) SPRING.
5) SPRIG.
6) PRIG.
7) PIG.
8) PI.
9) I.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Using a combination of letters and/or numbers to sound out the answers,
can you solve the clues? (The first one is free)
- Not difficult – EZ (Easy)
- Unoccupied
- To do better than others
- Defeated
- A number (use only letters for this one)
- A sport
- Freezing
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