WELC0ME to FRIDAY JUNE 7. 2024
Here’s The Story….
“‘That’s a great place to work!” shouted my 16-year-old
brother after coming home from the first day at his first
job. “I get two weeks’ paid vacation.”
“I’m so glad,” said my mother.
“Yeah,” added John. “I can’t wait to find out where they
send me.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Here in New York, 31 life-sized statues will be placed on
rooftops as part of a public art installation. That’s good
to know, just so I don’t spend 30 minutes yelling ‘Don’t do
it!’ at a chunk of iron.” -Jimmy Fallon
“The Miami Herald is reporting that the city of Miami will
host the next season of ‘Jersey Shore’ on MTV. If there’s
one thing the city of Miami has been lacking, it’s half-
naked idiots with spray tans.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Here in New York City, the Mayor is always thinking
and he’s come up with a plan to save gas, by having people
share a cab. Personally, I don’t even like sharing a cab
with the driver.” -David Letterman
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
There are women whose thoughtful husbands buy them flowers
for no reason. And then there’s me. One day I couldn’t stand
it any longer. “Why don’t you ever bring me flowers?” I asked.
“What’s the point?” my husband said. “They die after about a
week.”
“So could you,” I shot back, “but I still like having you
around.” 😳😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This is a story of a man, paralyzed in the Vietnam war, who goes on to become an anti-war activist.
Answer: Fourth of July” (1989)
“Born on the Fourth of July” (1989) is a story of a man, paralyzed in the Vietnam war, who goes on to become an anti-war activist. Tom Cruise plays the lead role. Ron Kovic was born on the 4th of July 1946. He wrote his autobigraphy “Born on the Fourth of July” in 1976 and, with the help of Oliver Stone, turned it into an award winning movie.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
“They were five total strangers, with nothing in common, meeting for the first time; A brain, a beauty, a jock, a rebel and a recluse.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Who can’t live without Spell Check in their email or word software? It’s a great tool…
Unless you are poor Paula Abdul who transforms into “Pail Abut” when the Spell Checker has at her.
The following TV and Movie Celebrities have been Spell Checked and are ready for you to uncover their true identities.
- Court Coax
- Action Cutter
- Kite Wingless
- Summon Cowbell
- Mercy Stripe
- Deli Moose
- Camera Dies
- Renew Sewage
ANSWER: 1. Courtney Cox
- Ashton Kutcher
- Kate Winslet
- Simon Cowell
- Meryl Streep
- Demi Moore
- Cameron Diaz
- Renee Zellweger
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
A phobia is an irrational fear or hatred of a specific thing or situation which compels one to avoid it despite awareness and reassurance that the object or situation is not dangerous. Listed below are the names and definitions of six phobias. Five are real phobias documented in psychology journals, while one is an imposter. Can you determine which one from the list below is not a real phobia?
Trichopathophobia – Fear of hair
Pentheraphobia – Fear of mother-in-law
Aibohphobia – Fear of Palindromes
Doraphobia – Fear of fur or skins of animals
Logizomechanophobia – Fear of computers.
Onomatophobia- Fear of hearing a certain word or of certain names.
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