WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 11, 2024

HERES THE STORY….
Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and
sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting
only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the problem is.

“Well,” said Eric, “I ran afoul of one of those trick questions women ask.
Now I’m in deep trouble at home.”

“What kind of question?” asked Tom.

“My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly.”

“That’s easy,” said Tom. “You just say ‘Of course I will'”.

“Yeah,” said Eric, “That’s what I did, except I said, ‘Of course I DO….'”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEDNESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I was thinking about doing something to my wife on April Fools’ Day but
then I thought, you know what, tricking her into marrying me was more
than enough prank.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A new study has found that being good-looking can hurt a man’s career
because the people in charge of hiring see attractive men as a threat. So
if you’re a man who was recently hired for a new job, congratulations.
You’re hideous.” -James Corden

“Scientists believe the first modern Europeans mated with Neanderthals.
This is the oldest evidence yet of beer goggles.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned
asking me to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising effort.
“Sorry,” I replied, “but I’ve been incapacitated.”
Undaunted, the caller kept trying to convince me to change my mind and volunteer.
I interrupted and said, “I’m incapacitated. Do you know what that means?”
She hesitated. “It means your head was cut off?” 😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a former preacher who starts seeing unusual patterns in the crop fields.

Answer: Signs!
After “The Sixth Sense” and “Unbreakable”, M. Night Shyamalan once again explored the unexplained through “Signs”. The movie stars Mel Gibson as Graham Hess, a former preacher. When Hess starts seeing unusual patterns in the crop fields, he is compelled to believe there is more to this world than the things we can see, eventually leading to his discovery of extra-terrestrial life.

Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
The movie plot centers on a bus carrying a full load of passengers. A bomb is placed on the bus and it’s set to go off if the speed drops.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
What is the longest pair of English words that are pronounced
exactly the same but share no letter in common?

Answer: Ewe and You

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A science teacher told his after school class, “Whoever can get this egg into this smaller glass bottle will win no homework for a week! The rules are: the egg has to go into the bottle in one piece, and you can’t break the bottle. You can also use anything in the science lab. So, do we have any volunteers?”

A boy raised his hand and the teacher pointed at him. The boy took the egg and looked around the science lab for the things he could use. He saw some writing paper, a pack of matches, some vinegar, a sink, and the glass bottle. By the end of the after school class, the boy had gotten the egg into the smaller bottle.

How did he do it?

Note that, without doing anything to the egg, the egg can’t fit into the bottle.

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