WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 26, 2024

Here’s the Story….
The daughter asks her father, “Dad, there is something that
my boyfriend said to me that I didn’t understand. He is sooooo
into his cars and said that ‘I have a beautiful chassis,
lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.'”

Her dad said, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood
and tries to check your oil, I will tighten his lug nuts so hard that
his headlights will pop out and he will
start leaking oil out of his exhaust pipe.”😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDEREFUL MONDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The American Academy of Pediatrics has suggested that people
under the age of 18 should be banned from tanning salons. Parents
that take their kids to tanning salons should
be banned from parenting.” -Jimmy Fallon

“In Virginia someone broke into a man’s apartment, cleaned it, and
took nothing. Completely cleaned the place. Police are describing
the suspect as his mother.” -Conan O’Brien

“According to a new report, by 2050, the world’s oceans will contain
more plastic trash than fish. So the next time you get dumped,
remember: There’s plenty of trash in the sea.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A customer moves away from a bank window, counts his change,
and then goes back and says to the cashier,
Hey, you gave me the wrong change!”

“Sir, you stepped away from the counter,” said the cashier. “We don’t
make corrections after you leave. There’s nothing I can do about it now.
That’s the policy of this bank.”

“Well, ok,” answered the customer. “Just thought you’d like to know
that you gave me an extra twenty. Bye.”😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a dance instructor at a resort who falls in love with a young guest.

Answer: Dirty Dancing!
Johnny Castle is a character from the movie Dirty Dancing. Played by Patrick Swayze, Johnny is a dance instructor at a resort who falls in love with a young guest named Baby. The movie was a surprise hit in 1987, grossing over $200 million worldwide and becoming a cultural phenomenon. It also launched Swayze’s career into superstardom and made him a sex symbol. Interestingly, Swayze wasn’t the first choice for the role of Johnny; it was originally offered to Val Kilmer, who turned it down.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This film follows a group of soldiers during World War II as they search for a Private, who is the last surviving brother of four soldiers.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Four legs have I, a sturdy fellow
A fuzzy back that isn’t yellow
But (often) green or (rarely) red
A den is where I make my bed
My keepers feed me coloured balls
With sticks they store on my den walls
Sometimes I store them in my pouch
Sometimes deep in my belly; ouch!
That’s when you’ll see me acting strange
Instead of balls, I’ll eat your change
And that’s my cue to feed again
Chalk it up to hunger, friend!

Answer: A billiard (pool) table.
They have four sturdy legs and a green, fuzzy playing surface (snooker tables are sometimes red). Privately owned tables are often kept in the den (family room), and the cues are usually stored in a wall rack. Private tables simply have pouches beneath the pockets to catch the balls; coin-operated tables store the balls inside the table. To play again, you need to insert more coins.
Note the use of “cue” and “chalk”; two essential billiard elements!

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A J really enjoyed stitching pictures and designs with her needle and thread. Not only did she love making things, she had lots of fun giving them away. Recently, she just completed five projects. Can you figure out who got each project, what the design was, what the main color was, and how big it was?

Recipients: Daughter, Granny, Husband, Mom, Niece
Designs: Butterfly, Clouds, Cross, Flower, Leaves
Main colors: Blue, Brown, Green, Red, White
Sizes: Extra Small, Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large

1) The five projects were the one for her mom, the one with clouds, the brown one, the medium one, and the extra large one.

2) A J decided to give her daughter, Rachel, the smallest one since it would go in her locker at school.

3) A J used (subtractive) primary colors for the butterfly and the flower.

4) A J’s mom got a project that has something to do with plants.

5) Rachel’s cousin got the medium sized project with a butterfly.

6) A J had a lot of red, so she made that the main color of the large project.

7) The project for A J’s granny was bigger than the white one and bigger than the one with a cross.

8) A J did not use brown on her husband’s design.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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