WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 15, 2024

Here’s The Story…
Hunter was 5-years-old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.
He was playing outside with the other kids when he came into the house and
asked, “Grandpa, what’s it called when two people sleep in the same
bedroom and one is on top of the other?”

His Grandpa was a little uncomfortable with the question, but he decided
honesty was the best policy. “Well, Hunter, that’s called sexual intercourse.”

“Oh,” Little Hunter said, “OK,” and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said, “Grandpa, it isn’t called sexual
intercourse. It’s called bunk beds. And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.” 😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEEKEND!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Parents at a Florida school are reportedly outraged after a video surfaced of
students in a classroom twerking and giving lap dances. Or as it’s called in
Florida, Career Day.” -Seth Meyers

“Yesterday, a brawl broke out at a Florida airport after Spirit Airlines canceled
several flights. To restore control, airport police were forced to fire
Cinnabons into the crowd.” -Conan O’Brien

“I read about a coffee shop in Toronto that doesn’t have any Wi-Fi to encourage
customers to talk to each other. Although all the customers talk about now is
how they should really get Wi-Fi in this coffee shop.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Bill had been a wild bachelor all his life, but now that he was getting up
there in age, his doctor was getting concerned about him.

“Bill,” advised the doctor, “I can add 15 more years to your life if you will
just quit your routine of wine, women, and song.”

Bill thought for a few minutes, then said, “Tell you what doc, I’ll settle
for five more years and just give up singing.”😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie tells multiple stories about dog owners competing in a major dog show.

Answer: Best in Show (2000)
“Best in Show” is one of Christopher Guest’s very funny mockumentaries – it tells multiple stories about dog owners competing in a major dog show. Fred Willard, as Buck Laughlin, is particularly funny as the “expert” commentator for the television broadcast. (His character was inspired by Joe Garagiola who famously provided clueless commentary for the Westminister Dog Show.) The ensemble cast includes several great character actors, including Jane Lynch, Jennifer Coolidge, Michael McKean, Eugene Levy and Catherine O’Hara.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This Movie is a searing political drama about a pair of presidential candidates vying for a former president’s endorsement.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
While riding in the car I saw a license plate that read like this:
IXMNIZ
What occupation did the man in the car have?

ANSWER: He was an optometrist. The license plate reads like this:
I-XMN-IZ
(So it reads I Examine Eyes)

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Sir Col was touring Europe in his car and arrived in the city of Zurich,
Switzerland. Upon locating a parking space next to a lake he placed
enough money in the parking meter for one hour. Two hours later he
returned to his car to find a parking ticket on his windscreen.

After a little thought he came up with an idea, and in thirty minutes
he was able to drive out of the city without any need of paying
his fine. How did he perform this scam?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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