WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 19, 2024

Here’s The Story…
Because of the reaction people have when they wake up and realize it’s a
workday again and the weekend is over, the first day of the week is called Moanday.

Many people too busy to cook on the second day of the week just open a
can of beans. Hence the day is known as Tootsday.

By the third day of the week, people are wondering when they can ever
find the time to get everything done this week that they need to,
hence the day is known as Whensday.

Too bleary to even count properly, people think it’s only Day Three of the
week on the next day, therefore it’s erroneously called Thirdsday.

On the last day of the workweek, people often go out “for a few” after work.
By the time they get home, they’re too tired to cook anything elaborate, so
they just throw a piece of meat, chicken, or fish in the skillet. That’s why the day is known as Fryday.

Saturday night all the singles let loose. There’s a lot of sexual hijinks.
It’s pretty obvious why the day is called Satyrday.

And on the last day of the week–and the weekend–people look at all the
items on their to-do lists that didn’t get crossed off, groan aloud, and make
themselves promises they won’t keep. Therefore the day is called Soonday. 😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I saw a new study that says that eating over 1,500 pieces of candy corn could
actually kill you. Which shouldn’t be a problem since the current record for
eating a piece of candy corn is two.” -Jimmy Fallon

“It was National Stress Awareness day today and due to the election, plenty of people
have something to be stressed about. In fact, when asked on a scale of one to 10
how stressed they are right now, most voters punched the pollster in the face.” -James Corden

“A skydiver uploaded a video of himself jumping out of a plane and solving a Rubik’s
cube during free fall. And to prove that he actually solved it, the funeral was open casket.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
On our way to the ski hill, my friend’s children decided to “find me a man” by the end of the day.
The kids did their best to let it be known I was unmarried and to introduce me to anyone
who was skiing alone and therefore, in their minds, single.
To my great relief they finally got bored with their mission and charged off on their own.
I then made my way to the chair lift. As I moved near the front of the line, a gentleman
close to my age said “Excuse me, but are you single?”
Groaning inwardly, I said, “Yes, but despite what you may have heard,
I’m really not looking to get married.”
He looked at me oddly. “All I want is someone to share the chair lift with.”

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a nerd who takes the most popular girl in school to the prom.

Answer: The Night Before
This 1988 teen comedy is about the most popular girl in school (Lori Loughlin) who loses a bet and has to date the biggest nerd in school (Keanu Reeves).

Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie focuses on an unusual murder that has taken place in a small town in Mississippi.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
What word when you remove the first letter and put it at the end, do you get the past tense of the word?

ANSWER: Eat. When you put the first letter of eat at the end, it forms ate (the past tense of the word).

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
One day, a father went to his three sons and told them that he would die soon and he needed to decide which one of them to give his property to. He decided to give them all a test. He said, “Go to the market my sons, and purchase something that is large enough to fill my bedroom, but small enough to fit in your pocket. From this I will decide which of you is the wisest and worthy enough to inherit my land.” So they all went to the market and bought something that they thought would fill the room, yet was still small enough that they could fit into their pockets. Each son came back with a different item. The father told his sons to come into his bedroom one at a time and try to fill up his bedroom with whatever they had purchased. The first son came in and put some pieces of cloth that he had bought and laid them end to end across the room, but it barely covered any of the floor. Then the second son came in and laid some hay, that he had purchased, on the floor but there was only enough to cover half of the floor. The third son came in and showed his father what he had purchased and how it could fill the entire room yet still fit into his pocket. The father replied, “You are truly the wisest of all and you shall receive my property.” What was it that the son had showed to his father?

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