WELCOME to FRIDAY JUly 4th, 2025

Conflicting Proverbs

Actions speak louder than words.
The pen is mightier than the sword.

Look before you leap.
He who hesitates is lost.

Many hands make light work.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.

A silent man is a wise one.
A man without words is a man without thoughts.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.

Clothes make the man.
Don’t judge a book by its cover.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Better safe than sorry.

The bigger, the better.
The best things come in small packages.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Out of sight, out of mind.

What will be, will be.
Life is what you make it.

Cross your bridges when you come to them.
Forewarned is forearmed.

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.

With age comes wisdom.
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings.

The more, the merrier.
Two’s company; three’s a crowd

It’s no wonder we’re all confused.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a SUPER GREAT JULY 4thWeekend people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A man in Vietnam was hospitalized after doctors realized that he had a pair of scissors in
his digestive system that had been left there by a previous surgery that he had 18 years ago.
I mean this guy is so lucky. Come on, free scissors! The sad part is after they sewed him up
the second time the doctor was like, ‘Wait, where’s my watch?'” -James Corden

“A new study says we should change how we feed cows so they don’t produce so much of the
greenhouse gas methane. First up, they recommend eliminating taco night.” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study found that running for two minutes is just as good for you as working out for 90
minutes. That doesn’t sound like a study it sounds like something a chubby guy says
after being on the treadmill for two minutes.” -Jimmy Fallon

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
On our way to the ski hill, my friend’s children decided to “find me a man” by the end of the day.
The kids did their best to let it be known I was unmarried and to introduce me to anyone who
was skiing alone and therefore, in their minds, single.
To my great relief they finally got bored with their mission and charged off on their own.
I then made my way to the chair lift. As I moved near the front of the line, a gentleman
close to my age said “Excuse me, but are you single?”
Groaning inwardly, I said, “Yes, but despite what you may
have heard, I’m really not looking to get married.”
He looked at me oddly. “All I want is someone to share the chair lift with.”

Thursday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
What was the controversial 2014 movie directed by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, which starred Rogen,
James Franco, and Randall Park in a comedy of television, politics, and violence?

Answer: The Interview!
“The Interview” is a comedy directed by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg from a screenplay by Dan Sterling. It features a fictional sensationalist talk show whose host, Dave Skylark (Franco) and producer, Aaron Rapaport (Rogen), stung by criticism of being lightweight, decide to interview North Korean leader Kim Jong Un (Park), who is a fan of their show. The CIA engages with the duo and persuades them to assassinate Kim because of the threat to the world from his nuclear weapon program. Skylark is charmed by Kim, and abandons the assassination attempt, throwing away the ricin gum they had intended to use. Meanwhile Rapaport gets close to the North Korean propaganda operative Sook-yin Park (Diana Bang). When Skylark sees that Kim has misled him, the two Americans work with Sook to humiliate and expose Kim during a live interview. Kim is killed as the two Americans effect their escape, and Sook takes over North Korea and makes it a peaceful democracy.

Friday Movie Trivia of the day!
Directed and written by Nancy Meyers, which 2006 trans-Atlantic house-swap romantic comedy starred Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, and Eli Wallach?

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
When I’m lost, still some will try.
When common I’m shared by many.
I can be a contracted reason why.
A rebel may not have any.

What am I?

ANSWER: Cause
Line 1: Lost cause
Line 2: Common cause
Line 3: ’cause I can mean because
Line 4: Rebel Without a Cause
Apologies for the terrible hint/pun in the title!

FRiday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Clyde Stevenson just bought a brand new house. Everything in it was state of the art; the refrigerator was stainless steel, the ovens were electric, even the windows were built to only open from the inside. Clyde was a very nervous man, and always kept his house locked up, especially this one, since it was new.

Clyde decided, since he bought a nice new house, he might as well break it in and plan a barbeque. He went to the store and bought some steaks, wine (it was his first party), and other things that he saw fit. He set the table, had the steaks marinating, and then began calling his friends to come over. He invited Stan, Eric, Helen and Pete.

They all came over and Clyde started the steaks. He finished grilling the steaks, and then broke open the wine and they started to eat. They talked about sports, the news, and gossiped about people in town. After a while, Stan started to get a little tipsy and was getting a little rude. Clyde asked him to settle down, in a civil manner, but Stan got furious and tried to fight. After quite a brawl, they got a taxi for Stan and everyone left.

The next day at 10:00 A.M., the police got a call that Clyde had been murdered. When the police arrived on the scene, they found Stan and Helen. The police officer decided to question them both at the station, to get the story straight.

When the officer questioned Stan, he said, “I was talking to Helen on the phone when I told her I should go over to Clyde’s to apologise. (Stan told the officer what happened last night) She said that she should come with me in case things got heated again, and I said that was fine. I got there about ten minutes after Helen did, and I noticed that the front door was locked. I decided to look through a window to see if they were there, when I saw Helen, blood soaked, tossing a knife into the sink. I quickly opened the window and crawled through, and called the police. Helen killed Clyde.”

When the officer questioned Helen she said, “Stan called me and told me to meet him at Clyde’s so he could apologise about last night. (She also told the story about what happened) I get there about ten minutes faster than Stan, so I decided to wait in the car for him. After a while, I got bored so I decided to go in and tell Clyde what was going to happen. I noticed the door was wide open, and I thought that was strange because Clyde is a very nervous man. So, I rang the doorbell, walked in, and locked the door, because I know that Clyde always wants the door locked. I saw Clyde lying on the floor with stab wounds. I grabbed him to see if he was alive, but he was dead. I went into the kitchen to call the police when I saw Stan in the other room saying that I killed him, and that he had called the police.”

The officer put them in different jail cells and decided to look over the crime scene. He searched the entire area and discovered who murdered Clyde. Who was it and why?

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