WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 25th, 2025

Here’s The Story….
Seven months pregnant, my hand on my aching back, I stood in line
at the post office for what seemed an eternity.

“Honey,” said a woman behind me, “I had back pain during my pregnancy.
I was bedridden for four months because my baby was sitting on a nerve.”

Then the man in front of me piped up….

“You’d better get used to it now. Once those kids get on your nerves,
they can stay there till they’re 18.”
 
 That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“Did anybody watch the big fight this weekend? The fight had so much clinching.
If those guys had been hugged that much as children, they wouldn’t have
grown up to be boxers.” -Seth Meyers

“Kim Kardashian is here tonight because she has a new book out. It’s called ‘Selfish.’
It is 400 pages of pictures she took of herself. You know how you can’t judge a
book by its cover? This one you can.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Congrats to Prince William and Kate Middleton, who welcomed a baby girl on Saturday.
The royal baby weighed eight pounds – or around 12 American dollars.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
 
 
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Because an increasing number of people are having heart attacks while gambling,
the big, high-class casinos are now equipped with sophisticated defibrillators.
They are computer-controlled to deliver the exact electric shock needed to revive
a heart attack victim. That is, if you’re at a big, high-class casino.
At the cheaper casinos downtown, they just drag you across the
carpet and touch your finger to the doorknob. 😮😮
 
 

Thursday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
The 2012 film is based on the novel by Canadian author Yann Martel and was directed and produced by Ang Lee. Starring Suraj Sharma and Irfan Khan, the movie follows Pi, a young Indian man who was the victim of a shipwreck, who survived by staying on a small lifeboat with several animals, including a full grown tiger, Richard Parker. At the end of the movie, it is revealed that his survival on the lifeboat with the animals may have been an allegory of much darker events.
 
Answer: Life of Pi!  

Friday Movie Trivia of the day!  
The 2000 American disaster movie was directed by Wolfgang Petersen and starred George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg. The film details the true story of the “Andrea Gail” commercial sword fishing boat, a vessel that was lost at sea, with all crew presumed dead, following a 1991 tropical storm Hurricane Grace.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Four men met in a bar, and they soon found that all four of them had been to the Amazon Jungle. After a few more beers, they also realized that they had all been captured at least once, by fierce natives who ruled amazing fortresses. They soon got around to talking about their experiences, and their escapes. The first man said, “Well, I was once caught by natives who ruled a diamond palace. They caught me and took me to their king. He decreed that I was to die in one month. They threw me into a cell. Thank God that they didn’t take my equipment. I had stolen a quartz file from one of the natives. I filed away the bars (it had curtains so they couldn’t see) and escaped mere hours before I was to die.”
The second man said, “I was also captured, but they took me to a simple copper structure. I did not have any such luxury of a month to escape, instead, a single day. Luckily they did not count on my desperation, and I was able to claw my way out of there using only my fingernails and pure adrenaline.”
The third man said, “I was taken to the most amazing fortress of all. It was made out of black topaz. I was also the smartest of all of you,” he bragged, “for I had brought with me a steel file. I was out in a jiff, and I was able to steal some of the topaz as well,” he said as he showed everyone a piece of topaz hanging from a string around his neck.
The fourth man had been looking amused at the first and second men’s stories, but as the third man finished he threw up his head and laughed. The other three men were looking slightly peeved, and asked him what he found so funny. He declared that they were all liars, and he could prove it.
How could he prove it, and when did each of the three men lie?

ANSWER:  The first man couldn’t have filed away the bars, because if it actually was a diamond palace as he said, quartz wouldn’t even leave a scratch.
The second man was closest of all, but still lying. Fingernails are very close to, but not as hard as, copper, so he couldn’t get out, no matter how desperate he was.
The third man had lied most of all. First of all there is no such thing as natural black topaz (it was probably obsidian). Also he made the same mistake as all the others, for a steel file is not as hard as topaz, and would not do anything to the topaz.

In the Mohs scale of mineral hardness:
2.5- Fingernail
3- Copper
6.5- Steel File
7- Quartz
8- Topaz
10- Diamond
 

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
If a cork is put into a glass of water, the cork will almost always drift to the side of the glass. There is one simple way, however, to get the cork to float in the center of the glass (the horizontal center, not the vertical). What is it? Water, the glass, and the cork are all that is required.

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