WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 13th, 2025
Here’s The Story…….
I was working in a scrap yard during summer vacation at engineering university.
I used to work repairing construction equipment.
One afternoon, I was taking apart a piling hammer that had some very large bolts
holding it together. One of the nuts had corroded on to the bolt; to free it I started
heating the nut with an oxy-acetylene torch. As I was doing this, one of the dimmest
apprentices I have ever known came along. He asked me what I was doing. I patiently
explained that if I heated the nut it would grow larger and
release its grip on the bolt so I could then remove it.
“So things get larger when they get hot, do they?” he asked.
Suddenly, an idea flashed into my mind. “Yes,” I said,
“that’s why days are longer in summer and shorter in winter.”
There was a long pause, then his face cleared.
“You know, I always wondered about that,” he said. 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A rare fish normally found only in the Amazon was caught yesterday in a New Jersey pond.
Researchers believe the fish got to New Jersey the same way as everyone else: by giving up.” -Seth Meyers
“Facebook has just added a new tool for finding help during disasters. Unfortunately, then
Facebook shows you photos of your friends having a much better time during their disasters.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study found that most people can’t go 10 minutes without lying. But since the study
took 20 minutes nobody knows what to believe.” -Jimmy Fallon
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A wife asked her husband, “Honey, could you please run to the store and
get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.”
A while later the husband returned with a case of quart milk cartons.
Staring incredulously at the 12-pack case of milk, his wife asked,
“Why the hell did you buy so much milk?”
Her husband said, “They had eggs.” 😮😮
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie tells the story of a writer whose struggle with alcoholism leads
him through a harrowing four-day binge.
ANSWER: “The Lost Weekend”
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a talented but insecure singer exploited by her manager who falls in love with another singer before self-destructing.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
“This house needs a face lift,” Tess Ross pronounced, and her family (two men, Mitch and Shane, and two women Lana and Penelope) thought the same. A quick paint job on five different rooms was all that was really needed, and the five Rosses eagerly set to work. A different white paint (one was Atrium White) was selected for each room, each of which required a different number of gallons of paint. Each family member painted a room. When, at the end of a weekend of painting, Tess’s son announced “Well, Mom, you were right. We were done in no time,” her two daughters and her husband quickly agreed. The family then settled in for an enjoyable evening in their newly painted living room. From the information provided, can you determine the person who painted each room, the color of the paint each used, and the number of gallons (1, 2, 3, 4, or 6) that were used for each room?
- One daughter used the Feather White paint in the room she painted, while the other daughter painted her father’s office.
- Tess’s husband used three gallons of paint to complete the room on which he worked. Tess’s son painted the master bedroom.
- Combined, the number of gallons of paint required to paint the master bedroom and the office equaled the number of gallons required for the kitchen.
- Exactly twice as many gallons of paint were used to paint the dining room as Lana used in the room she painted. Penelope required exactly twice as many gallons in the room she painted as were used of the Topper White.
- Mitch and the person who used the Feather White paint worked on the kitchen and the living room, in some order.
- Exactly twice as many gallons of Graduate White were used as Polar Bear White. Shane didn’t use Polar Bear White.
ANSWER: Lana, office, Polar Bear, 2
Mitch, kitchen, Topper, 3
Penelope, living room, Feather, 6
Shane, master bedroom, Atrium, 1
Tess, dining room, Graduate, 4
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
A dagger thrust at my own heart
Dictates the way I’m swayed
Left I stand, and right I yield
To the twisting of the blade.
What am I?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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