WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 21st, 2025
Here’s The Story…….
At a hotel restaurant a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of the socket.
It hurls by the man. And he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.
“This is so embarrassing “, the woman says and pops her eye back in place.
“I’m sorry to have disturbed you. But let me buy you dinner to make it up to you. May I join you? The man nods.
The woman is a stimulating conversationalist. Stunningly pretty. The man finds that they have loads in common.
He gets her phone number and asks, “You are the most charming woman I’ve ever encountered.
Are you this nice to everyone guys you meet?”
“No”, she replies.
“You just happen to catch my eye.”😮🤣
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“There is a Japanese pop band whose members are all over 80 years old. The band is
known for their No. 1 hit song, ‘Where Am I?'” -Conan O’Brien
“A plane in Holland was forced to make an emergency landing after a passenger’s body odor
was so bad that it caused others to vomit and faint. You know it’s bad when people are going
into the airplane bathroom for some fresh air.” -James Corden
“Facebook has announced a new page called ‘Memories’ that will show users photos from the
past. It’s better than the original title for the page, ‘When You Were Thinner.'” -Seth Meyers
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd
but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid
more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway……I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills
to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine!
I don’t know what was in the pills the Vet gave him … but they kind of taste like peppermint. 😮
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a boy who, due to a rare disorder known as Werner syndrome, ages much faster
than a normal child, and by the age of 10 looks like a 40 year old man.
ANSWER: “Jack” is a 1996 movie that stars Robin Williams!
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a mentally unstable and lonely man who was fired by a cable company for stalking clients.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Can you uncover what each group of three has in common?
- doughnut
notebook
golf course - turtle
peanut
oyster - brown
polar
Kodiak - cough
tear
rain - soap
granola
candy
ANSWER: 1. They all have holes - They all have shells
- They are all kinds of bears
- They are all kinds of drops
- They are all kinds of bars
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Can you decipher this rebus:
M1y 1Li1f1e
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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