WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 22nd, 2025
Here’s The Story…….
A little girl is visiting Nana while Nana dusts the living room.
“Nana, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?” the girl asks.
“I do,” Nana says.
“My television.
Talk shows keep me company, game shows cheer me up, and sitcoms make me laugh.
I’m perfectly content with my TV.”
Right then, the screen goes to static.
Nana hauls it to the bedroom to get a better signal and starts smacking the side to fix it.
The doorbell rings.
The girl opens it to find the family minister.
“Hello, is your grandmother home?” he asks.
“Yep,” the girl says.
“She’s in the bedroom beating on her boyfriend.”
The minister hits the floor. 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
We found a spider in the house and my girlfriend told me to take it out instead
of killing it. So we went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.
When my wife gets upset, sometimes a simple ‘Calm down, Honey’ in a soothing
voice is all it takes to get her a lot more upset.
“I think the bottom-line difference between being single and married is this:
When you’re single you’re as happy as you are. When you’re married, you can
only be as happy as the least happy person in the house.” –Tom Hertz
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Even though my Ecuadoran son-in-law is fluent in English, he translates
some figures of speech too literally. When I commented that he and my
daughter are about the same age, but she looks much younger, he agreed.
“Yes,” he said. “A lot of people think I stole the crib.” 😮
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a mentally unstable and lonely man who was fired by a cable company for stalking clients.
ANSWER: “The Cable Guy” is a 1996 dark comedy that stars Jim Carrey!
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a man who after getting a bonus at work, decides to take one more trip with his family before his two teenage kids move out on their own, this time to Las Vegas.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Can you decipher this rebus:
M1y 1Li1f1e
ANSWER: For once in my life.
(Four ones, in my life)
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Everyone knows and loves Disney Characters, so I have created a little challenge to test your knowledge of the many characters created by the Disney Studios over the years.
Can you figure out the characters represented by each clue below?
Good luck and have fun reminiscing about all these memorable characters!
- To act really strange, silly and funny
- Smallest and farthest planet from the sun
- Rhymes with picky house
- Very short skirt + rhymes with house
- Name for a Mafia boss + not young + avoid being hit
- Opposite of light + the appendage of a bird used for flying + bird that goes “quack”
- Type of flower + rhymes with luck
- Tint or shade of a color + E + moisture found on grass in the morning + E + and + in _ of (also rhymes with clue) + E
- A round disc used as money in poker + and + canyon or lowland
- Obscene, indecent or lecherous (rhymes with crude) + synthetic hair worn by woman + Von + D + tool used to sweep leaves
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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