WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 5th, 2025
Here’s The Story……
One day Ole and Sven were paging through the Sears Catalog and admiring all the beautiful models.
Ole said to Sven, “Haf you seen da perdy girls in dis catalog?”
Sven replied, “Ya. Dey sure are bootiful, an yust look at da prices!”
Ole looked wide eyed and said, “Yumpin’ yimminy. Dey ain’t very expensive.
At dees prices I’m buyin’ me vun.”
Sven smiled, patted Ole on the back and said, “by golly Ole, if she’s as perdy
as she looks in da catalog, I vill get vun too.”
A couple weeks later Sven came by and asked Ole, “did ja ever git dat girl you
ordered from da Sears Catalog?”
Ole replied, “no, but it von’t be long now, her clothes came yesterday!” 😮😬
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A Florida man went to court for the right to marry his laptop computer.
He said his laptop is just like a wife because whenever he brings
it into bed, it freezes.” -Conan O’Brien
“It just came out that Pope Francis said that there is no such thing as hell.
And then he got stuck in Boarding Group C on Spirit Airlines and said,
‘Never mind, I found it.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“Baby names based on the characters from the ‘Star Wars’ movies are becoming
very popular. I feel like if you’re naming your baby after a science fiction movie
character, maybe you’re not ready to have a baby.” -Jimmy Kimmel
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
It just dawned on me why Mayberry from ‘The Andy Griffith Show’
was so peaceful and quiet ….nobody was married!
Here are the single people that come to mind. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney,
Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T. Bass, the Darlin family,
Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara… in fact, the only one who was married was Otis,
and he was the town drunk. 😮😮
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a hometown ex-high school quarterback!
Answer: “Breaking Away,”
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a woman who saves a man’s life by pulling his unconscious body away from the path of an incoming train!
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
One day, a college student named Tina walked into her logic class and waited for her fun day of logic once again. Finally the professor, Professor C. D. Rock, walked in saying, “I just went through some stuff and stumbled upon an old family tree, that belonged to my grandparents, that gave me an idea. I have here a few clues, and you have to use them to figure out their family tree!”
Tina then gets the clues, and tries to work them out. Unfortunately this puzzle is a little harder than the normal ones Professor C. D. Rock gives out. Can you help her?
The family tree consists of two grandparents, who had 3 children, each of whom get married and have 2 children.
Males: Cole, Cristian, Jason, Neil, and Steve
Females: Amanda, Ashley, Beth, Erin, Kaitlyn, Katherine, Makayla, Payton, and Tammy
Clues:
- One of Makayla’s cousins is Jason’s son.
- One of Ashley’s aunts is Tammy.
- Tammy’s brother-in-law is Neil’s son.
- Kaitlyn’s sister is Ashley’s cousin.
- Ashley’s uncle, Steve, is Erin’s brother-in-law.
- The three uncles are Payton’s dad, Cristian, and Katherine’s son.
- The three aunts are Kaitlyn’s mom, Ashley’s mom, and Cristian’s sister-in-law.
- Jason’s brother is Ashley’s dad.
- Amanda’s sister is Steve’s niece.
- Beth is not Cole’s aunt.
Answer: The grandparents are Katherine and Neil, who had 3 sons: Cristian, Jason, and Steve.
Cristian married Erin, and had Ashley and Amanda.
Jason married Beth, and had Payton and Cole.
Steve married Tammy, and had Makayla and Kaitlyn.
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
“Rupert Brown’s radio was blaring loud enough to wake the dead!” said Betty Beety. “Anyway, I went over to give him a piece of my mind. When I arrived there, I found his front door open, with his feet sticking out!”
“Must have been quite a shock,” Lieutenant Georgeton said.
“Not as big a shock as when I walked in and saw that he had been plugged between the eyes!”
“Oh my,” Georgeton agreed. “Now tell me Mrs. Beety, did you see or hear anything else?”
“Nope, I just flicked off the radio and hightailed it back here to call you folks.”
Georgeton glowered. “You shouldn’t have touched the radio, Mrs. Beety.”
Georgeton returned to Rupert Brown’s trailer and found Sergeant Sprott standing out front with two women. “Lieutenant, this is Allison and Maggie White. They live just across the way. Allison just got home a few moments ago but–“
“I saw the killer,” Maggie blurted. “Plain as day.”
“What?! You didn’t tell me that!” exclaimed Allison.
“I didn’t have a chance to tell you anything yet since you got home, with the police being here.”
“What happened?!” Allison demanded.
“Well…” Maggie began. “That woman was running from Rupert’s place. I had gone into the kitchen to get a snack, and I just happened to peek out the window to look across at Rupert’s and there she was– running out his door.” She sobbed into a pink hanky.
Georgeton patted her shoulder. “If you mean Betty Beety, then I’ve already talked with her.”
“Did she tell you about throwing the murder weapon in the trash can?”
“What?” Georgeton was stunned.
“I saw her. She stopped at Rupert’s trash can and threw something in.”
“You saw her throw in a gun?”
“She threw in something.”
Sergeant Sprott crossed to the trash can and leaned all the way in. He did indeed find a recently fired gun right on top. He told Georgeton about his findings.
Georgeton turned to Maggie again. “You referred to Brown by his first name, were you two friends?”
She nodded. “We broke up last night. He just couldn’t be faithful to one woman and–“
“He was a heel!” snapped Allison. “Gave you nothing but heartache.”
“So the two of you broke up, eh?” Georgeton asked.
“Yes, but I’m not lying about what I saw. The woman threw something in his trash can!”
“How about the gunshot, ma’am, did you hear it?”
“No, I–” Tears streamed down her cheeks.
“Now look what you’ve done!” Allison snapped. “Of course she didn’t hear the gunshot, his radio was too loud! But she did see the killer.”
Georgeton turned to Sprott. “You stay here with these two. I’m going to have another talk with Mrs. Beety.”
“It was just a couple tissues!” Mrs. Beety sobbed. “That’s all I threw in the can. When I saw him shot like that….I- I got queasy, and I saw a tissue dispenser. So I grabbed a couple to cover my mouth…”
“I’ll check the can for tissues,” Sprott said to Georgeton when he got back from Mrs. Beety’s trailer.
“Go right ahead. But it’s not gonna prove anything,” Georgeton replied. “She could have thrown both the gun and the tissues in.”
“But then we’re at dead end!”
Georgeton smiled grimly. “Wrong. The killer slipped up. Killers usually do.”
Whom does Lieutenant Georgeton suspect?
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