WELCOME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 1th, 2026
Here’s The Story……
A king, wanting to host an elaborate wedding for his daughter, raised taxes on
all citizens of the kingdom by thirty pieces of gold. Everybody paid, except for one young count.
The king sent a tax collector, but the count refused. “This is unfair, and I shall not pay!”
The king sent the sheriff, but the count refused. “I will not support the king’s new tax!”
Finally, the king had the count arrested, and thrown in the dungeon.
He explained to the count that failure to pay was treason, and
he would be executed, yet still, the count refused.
So, the king had him brought to the top of the tower, and neck on the block,
with the executioner’s axe raised. The king asked the count to pay.
He defiantly shouted, “Never!”
Then, as the executioner’s axe began to fall, the count shouted “OK! I’ll pay!”.
But it was too late, the executioner couldn’t stop the heavy axe, and the count was killed.
The moral of this story? Don’t hatchet your counts before they chicken.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Best Bad Funny Puns
- Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
- What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.
- What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
- I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
- Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay,
but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside. - To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
- I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea. - Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s at!
- What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1
- Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon?
I heard the food was good, but it had no atmosphere. - Can February March? No, but April May.
- Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
- I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
- Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
- My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This Cold War spy thriller, based on a Tom Clancy novel, was released in 1990 and centers on a Soviet submarine
captain going rogue with a cutting-edge nuclear submarine. What movie is it?
Answer: The correct answer was The Hunt for Red October! “The Hunt for Red October” was the first Tom Clancy novel to be adapted into a feature film. The story surrounds Captain Marko Ramius, a highly respected Soviet submariner in command of the Red October, a new Typhoon class submarine equipped with an experimental silent propulsion system known as the caterpillar drive, which sounds like a strange term to use in aquatic propulsion.
When Ramius heads into the Atlantic, both NATO and the Soviet Navy scramble to figure out whether he is planning an attack or something far more embarrassing for the USSR. Meanwhile, Alec Baldwin is CIA analyst Jack Ryan in his first and only outing in the role.
Wednsdays Movie Trivia of the day!
What low-budget indie comedy by Kevin Smith was released in 1994 and is set in a convenience store,
chronicling a single day in the lives of Dante and Randal?
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
What is this famous saying?
zain yain xain wain vain uain tain sain rain qain oain nain main lain kain jain iain hain fain eain dain cain bain aain
Answer: No pain, no gain
In a backwards sequence, every alphabetical letter comes with the suffix “ain”
except “p” and “g” and hence “no p-ain”, “no g-ain”.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
I’m in a zoo
But not in a jungle
I rarely come in pairs
But I’m in every puzzle
Some think I’m in a xylophone
But, I most certainly am not
You don’t see me with a loan
But very strangely in a zealot
I’m in the magical prison of Azkaban
Well, can’t you see?
I’m in the buzz of a fan
But, my oh my what could I be?
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