WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 30th, 2026

Here’s The Story…..
A woman wakes up in the middle of the night and notices her husband isn’t in bed.
She slips on her robe and heads downstairs to investigate. She finds him sitting at
the kitchen table, staring at the wall, cradling a mug of coffee like it holds the secrets of the universe.

 A single tear rolls down his cheek. Concerned, she asks softly, “Honey… why are you
sitting down here at three in the morning?” He sighs deeply and says, “Do you remember
20 years ago when we were dating… and you were only 16?” “Yes,” she says cautiously.

“And do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?” She winces.
“Yes… I remember.” “And do you remember when he shoved a double-barrel shotgun in my
face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter or I’ll send you to jail for 20 years’?”
She nods. “Yes, dear. I remember all of it.”

He wipes away another tear, takes a long sip of coffee, stares into the distance, and says:
“…I’d be getting out today.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

Punagraphy continued…..
They’re truly punderful…
Warning: contains cringe-inducing wordplay
I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. She said, “Wii.”
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coluoring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are two dollars, but deer nuts are under a buck.
My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.” “Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that way.”
This morning my alarm went off. I thought it’s sell-by date was tomorrow…
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends.
I’m glad I know sign language. It’s pretty handy.
Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches.
RIP boiled water. You will be mist.
Trying to write with a broken pencil is pointless.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
What 1995 crime thriller directed by David Fincher follows two detectives tracking a serial killer
who is motivated by the weaknesses he sees in others?

   Answer: The correct answer was Se7en! ‘Se7en’ is dark, gritty, bleak, and leaves us with one of the greatest movie moments of the decade. Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman play two detectives chasing a serial killer who designs his murders around the seven deadly sins. It’s in the name, see? The killer is not subtle at all, but he’s very effective.  David Fincher directs a storm cloud building and building until it finally breaks in the final moments of the film. And when it does break… well, Christmas has never been the same in my family. ‘Come on, what’s in the BOX?’

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Mike Myers and Dana Carvey are two rock fans hosting a public-access TV show in which 1992
comedy film is based on a Saturday Night Live sketch?

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
What is represented below?

Der Der
Der Der
Der Der
Der Der
Der Der

CALOVERE

ANSWER: Tender Loving Care.

“Der” was written TEN times
TEN “Der”
“Love” is in “Care”
 
  
 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Ms. Arroyo asked the class to see if they could find the sum of the first 50 odd numbers. As everyone settled down to their addition, Terry ran to her and said, “The sum is 2,500.” Ms. Arroyo thought, “Lucky guess,” and gave him the task of finding the sum of the first 75 odd numbers. Within 20 seconds, Terry was back with the correct answer of 5,625.

How does Terry find the sum so quickly?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com:
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