WELCOME to FRIDAY MAY 1st, 2026

Here’s The Story…..
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. He notices that pieces of meat are nailed
to the ceiling and asks the bartender why. “If you can jump up and pull a piece down,
you get free beer all night,” the bartender replies. “But if you fail, you have to pay the
bar $100.” The bartender asks, “Do you want to have a go?” The man thinks for a
minute before saying, “Nah, the steaks are too high”. 😮🤣😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

Punagraphy continued…..
They’re truly punderful…
Warning: contains cringe-inducing wordplay
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.
I recently heard about a mannequin that lost all of his friends. He was too clothes minded.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay. He woke up.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.”
I’ve decided to sell my Hoover… it was just collecting dust.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
My computer’s got the Miley virus. It’s stopped twerking.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve only got myshelf to blame.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
For Halloween we dressed up as almonds. Everyone thought we were nuts.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I had a job tying sausages together, but I couldn’t make ends meet.
I used to be addicted to soap. But I’m clean now.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Mike Myers and Dana Carvey are two rock fans hosting a public-access TV show in which 1992
comedy film is based on a Saturday Night Live sketch?

   Answer: The correct answer was Wayne’s World! 
It is party time, folks. It is excellent. Woo. Woo. Woo.
Mike Myers and Dana Carvey are Wayne and Garth, two rock-obsessed dorks who host a public-access show from Wayne’s parents’ house, where the budget is low, but the vibes are most assuredly excellent. The movie is a spin-off from the ‘Saturday Night Live’ sketches and somehow works much better than most movies described with those words. It’s also responsible for permanently attaching ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ to a car full of dudes singing at maximum volume.

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which 1999 David Fincher film starring Edward Norton, Brad Pitt, and Helena Bonham Carter – I’m sorry. I’ve just been handed a sternly worded note. Apparently the first rule of something called Project Mayhem is that I can’t… er, ask questions.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Ms. Arroyo asked the class to see if they could find the sum of the first 50 odd numbers. As everyone settled down to their addition, Terry ran to her and said, “The sum is 2,500.” Ms. Arroyo thought, “Lucky guess,” and gave him the task of finding the sum of the first 75 odd numbers. Within 20 seconds, Terry was back with the correct answer of 5,625.

How does Terry find the sum so quickly?

ANSWER:  The following pattern holds: The sum is equal to n x n, when n is the number of consecutive odd numbers, starting with 1. For example, the sum of the first 3 odd numbers is equal to 3 x 3, or 9; the sum of the first 4 odd numbers is equal to 4 x 4, or 16; the sum of the first 5 odd numbers is equal to 5 x 5, or 25; and so on.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
There was once a massive evil being, so grand that it took gods from all over the world to just defeat his minions. Each minion needed to be fought with a special weapon in a special place or they would never die. Also, since gods are busy people, they could choose the date of the fight. The gods decided who would use what weapon, when, and where, based on if they could use the weapon well, if they liked the battleground or not, and if they were free that day. If they liked the battleground, then they would fight there. There were five minions, five dates, five gods, five battlegrounds, and five weapons:

5 Gods: Thor, Zeus, Ra, Apophis and Loki
5 Minions: Fiery Fiend, Metal Eye, Anti-God, Giant Worm, and the Undead Cyclops
5 Weapons: Heavenly Spear, Diamond Dagger, Doomsword, Night Bow and Staff of Fury
5 Battlegrounds: Easter Island, Stonehenge, Camelot, Sherwood Forest and Avalon
5 Dates: March 17, December 25, February 14, January 1, and December 31

Can you find out which god fought which minion where, when and with what weapon?

Clues:
1) Loki did not fight the Fiend, but did use the Bow.
2) Thor fought about 283 days before Zeus.
3) The one who fought the Cyclops is the one who fought on Dec. 31.
4) The one who fought the Fiend, who fought at Camelot on Jan. 1 didn’t use the Dagger.
5) The Spear user fought on Easter Island on March 17.
6) The one who fought in Sherwood Forest fought on Dec. 31.
7) Ra fought with the Sword in Avalon.
8) The Fiend was fought by Apophis.
9) The Giant Worm was defeated at Stonehenge.
10) The Anti-God was defeated on March 17.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com:
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