WELCOME to TUESDAY MAY 5th, 2026
Here’s The Story…..
The friars were behind in their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist
shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God,
a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good
town fathers to close the friars down, but they would not. He went back and begged
the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart,
the roughest and most vicious thug in town to persuade them to close. Hugh beat
up the friars and trashed their store, saying he’d be back if they didn’t close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Punagraphy continued…..
They’re truly punderful…
Warning: contains cringe-inducing wordplay
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Adolescence—when a lad forsakes his bosom buddy for a bosomed buddy.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
A New Orleans, Louisiana prosecutor initiates the only criminal trial ever brought in the assassination of U.S. President John F. Kennedy.
Answer: The correct answer was JFK! Director Oliver Stone’s controversial film depicts the events surrounding the death of President John F. Kennedy, concentrating on the New Orleans District Attorney who brought a local businessman to trial for his alleged role in the crime.
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
To celebrate his 39th birthday, a New Yorker and his two friends take a vacation at a New Mexico cattle ranch.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Fill in the answers to the clues by using all the syllables. The number to be used is in parentheses.
AD AR ECH ISH IST MON O SUG TLE TUR TYP
- Sweetener (2)
- Keyboard user (2)
- Sound reflection (2)
- Tortoise’s kin (2)
- Chide (3)
ANSWER: 1. Sugar (sug ar)
- Typist (typ ist)
- Echo (ech o)
- Turtle (tur tle)
- Admonish (Ad mon ish)
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
5 children are referred for articulation therapy at PS 102. Each child has a minor sound error that was quickly remediated. Can you find the child, his/her referring teacher, age, sound error, and therapy length?
- Only two students worked on a sound that was in their names.
- The youngest child corrected his sound in the shortest amount of time.
- The five students were: Freddie, Mrs. Hart’s 6-year-old student, the 8 year old,
the student working on “f”, and the one who took 5 weeks of therapy. - Mrs. Washington’s student kept practicing her sound by sticking out her tongue in class.
- Billy is not the oldest, but he is older than the students working on “s” and “sh”.
- Mrs. Smith asked the speech pathologist to teach her student the “r” sound.
- It took two weeks to learn the “sh” sound.
- Tommy has Mrs. Stevens.
- Freddie took one half the time to correct his sound as the girl in Mrs. Washington’s class, but he took two times as long as the kid working on “f”.
- Beth is the oldest and it took her 4 weeks to learn her sound.
- The “s” sound took two weeks less time to correct than the “r”.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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