WELCOME to TUESDAY JUNE 2nd, 2026

Here’s The Story……
When our client’s dog lapped up anti-freeze, the veterinarian I work for ordered a
unique treatment: an IV drip mixing fluids with vodka.
“Go buy the cheapest bottle you can find,” he told me.

At the liquor store, I was uneasy buying cheap booze so early in the day, and
I felt compelled to explain things to the clerk.
“Believe it or not,” I said, “this is for a sick dog.”

As I was leaving, the next customer plunked down two bottles
of muscatel and announced, “These are for my cats.” 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

QUOTES OF THE DAY…

“Behind every great man is a woman
rolling her eyes.” —Jim Carrey

“Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they
grow up because they’re looking for ideas.” —Paula Poundstone

“A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing
theories and no actual children.” —Dave Barry

“Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future
of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.” —Dennis Miller

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This actor portrayed former Ugandan dictator Idi Amin in the 2006 film .

Answer: Idi Amin! Forest Whitaker won his Academy Award for Best Actor as he portrayed former Ugandan dictator Idi Amin in the 2006 film “The Last King of Scotland”. The film is a mixture of fact and fiction based on the life of the Ugandan dictator who enjoyed giving himself imperial titles and one of them was King of Scotland.
 

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
“The Life of Emile Zola” won Best Picture of 1937. Which movie won Best Director?

Monday’s Quizzler is….
The four sentences in Group A share a special feature. If you correctly identify that common feature, you will find that one of the sentences in Group B also has that same feature. What is the feature? What sentence in Group B can be added to Group A?

Group A:
A gold medal is better then a silver medal.
Jack had to lay down after carrying the pail of water.
She wrote her letter on pink stationary.
The price of the stock will very from day to day.

Group B:
Bill hit the baseball well.
He and I went to the football game.
The barren hill was devoid of trees.
The high-pitched sound produced a strange affect on the dog.
Victoria was the heroine of the story.
Walter had a minor role in the play.

 
ANSWER: Each sentence in Group A contains a misused word (“then” should be “than”, “lay” should be “lie”, “stationary” should be “stationery”, “very” should be “vary”). The fourth sentence in Group B has that characteristic (“affect” should be “effect”).

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?

1) no-cost fish lures & honey shipment
2) leaping legumes & colliding dungarees
3) crustacean movement & criminal sunscreen
4) baseball term & seasonal pig

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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