WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 3rd, 2026

Suspicious Statements beneath the Headlines: From the Mailbox……..  

This article is from the Tybee News containing this statement about the mayor of Tybee Island, Ga.:
“He also said an older woman suffered a broken hip when a dog pounced on her and read a
long letter from someone supporting the dog ban.”

This article is from the Skagit Valley (Washington) Herald containing this sentence:
“Suspecting the action was suspicious, the officer ordered both of them to raise their hands.”

This article is from The Miami Herald that begins: “The police are searching for a man with a .25-caliber
semi-automatic handgun to rob a convenience store Wednesday.”

This article is from the Richmond Times-Dispatch concerning a dump-truck driver who “dropped
more than 59,000 pounds of processed human excrement on Interstate 295″ and
was charged with “failure to contain his load.”

This “Police Blotter” item from the Port Aransas (Texas) South Jetty, consisting entirely of this fascinating statement:
“No goat was found in the trunk of a vehicle when an officer responded to a complaint on East Avenue G at about 1:20 p.m.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

QUOTES OF THE DAY…

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot,
but I always found them.” —Rodney Dangerfield

“If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not
spending enough time with them.” —Reese Witherspoon

“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’
it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no.
You’re going to get it anyway.”—Erma Bombeck

“Kids are expensive, I didn’t even realize how broke I was until last year
someone stole my identity and it ruined her life.”—Kate Davis

 “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford.
Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller

“It seems I have spent a lifetime of mouthing mechanically, ‘Say thank you.
Sit up straight. Use your napkin. Close your mouth when you chew. Don’t lean
back in your chair.’ Just when I finally got my husband squared away,
the kids came along.” —Erma Bombeck

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
“The Life of Emile Zola” won Best Picture of 1937. Which movie won Best Director?
 
Answer:  The Awful Truth! “The Awful Truth” starred Cary Grant and Irene Dunne, and
was directed by Leo McCarey. “The Life of Emile Zola” starred Paul Muni and Joseph Schildkraut
and was directed by William Dieterle.
 

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Director John Ford won four Best Director Oscars. Which of his Best Director movies also won Best Picture?

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
 A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?

1) no-cost fish lures & honey shipment
2) leaping legumes & colliding dungarees
3) crustacean movement & criminal sunscreen
4) baseball term & seasonal pig

 
ANSWER:  1) free bait & bee freight
2) jumping beans & bumping jeans
3) lobster motion & mobster lotion
4) ball four & fall boar

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Ace, Allie, Carl, Carla, Dora, Draco, Emma, Eric, Jacob, June, Kaleb, Luke, Qin, & Tina
are divided equally between a red and a blue team. Can you figure out who is on what team?

Everyone with E at the end of their names are on the same team.

Everyone with a letter that is only in their name is on the same team.

Everyone with the most found letter in their names are split evenly between teams.

Jacob & Emma are on the same team.

Carl and Eric are on the red team.

Except for one pair, everyone that has the same first letter are on the same team.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

CHECK THIS BOOK OUT online at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FF669PT/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1531337765&sr=1-1&keywords=The+Banquet+Servers+Hand+Guide#, Amazon.com: The Banquet Servers Hand Guide (Basic) eBook: Euclid Strayhorn: Kindle Store.  😳😳