WELCOME to THURSDAY JUNE 4th, 2026

 Honest Brand Slogans

Hallmark: “When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by a corporation.”

Ritz crackers: “Tiny, edible plates.”

CliffsNotes: “They’re still going to know you didn’t read the book.”

Gillette: “We’re just going to keep adding blades.”

ChapStick: “You’ll misplace it before the tube’s empty.”

Hot Pockets: “Every bite is a different temperature.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

QUOTES OF THE DAY…

“There is no such thing as fun for
the whole family.” —Jerry Seinfeld

“There are two classes of travel—first
class and with children.”—Robert Benchley

“Happiness is having a large, caring,
close-knit family in another city.” —George Burns

“When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that
someone in the house is happy to see you.” —Nora Ephron

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down.” —Robert Benchley

“If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun
out of owning one.” —Andrew A. Rooney

“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in
your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.” —Phil Pastoret

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Director John Ford won four Best Director Oscars. Which of his Best Director movies also won Best Picture?

Answer:  How Green Was My Valley! “How Green Was My Valley” won Best Picture for 1941. Ford won Best Director for “The Informer” in 1935, but “Mutiny on the Bounty” won Best Picture. He won Best Director for “The Grapes of Wrath” in 1940, but Hitchcock’s “Rebecca” won Best Picture. Ford won Best Director for “The Quiet Man” in 1952, but “The Greatest Show on Earth” won Best Picture.
 
 
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Gene Kelly’s “An American in Paris” (1951) won Best Picture. Who won Best Director?

Wednsday’s Quizzler is….
Ace, Allie, Carl, Carla, Dora, Draco, Emma, Eric, Jacob, June, Kaleb, Luke, Qin, & Tina
are divided equally between a red and a blue team. Can you figure out who is on what team?

Everyone with E at the end of their names are on the same team.

Everyone with a letter that is only in their name is on the same team.

Everyone with the most found letter in their names are split evenly between teams.

Jacob & Emma are on the same team.

Carl and Eric are on the red team.

Except for one pair, everyone that has the same first letter are on the same team.

 
ANSWER: Red Team:
Qin
Tina
Emma
Jacob
Carla
Carl
Eric

Blue Team:
Dora
Kaleb
Draco
Allie
Ace
June
Luke
 

Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
I am only a head,
I have nothing within,
I have no mouth,
But speak through my skin.

What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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