WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 11th, 2026

Here’s The Story…..
A slow-witted man walked into a patent office. He walked up to the patent officer and
said, “Hey, I’ve got a new idea for a mouse trap. Here’s the box, here’s the hole, here’s
the cheese, and here’s the blade. The mouse sticks his head in the hole to get the cheese,
the blade drops on his neck and kills him.”
The patent officer looks at the diagram. He understands that the man is a little slow so
he wants to be kind. He explains to the man that he does not think the design is ready
to be patented yet. He tells the man, “Please, work on it some more.
Perhaps I will be able to patent it another time.” The man leaves.

One week later the man shows up again with a modification: “This is the box, this is the
hole, this is the cheese and this is the wire. The mouse sticks his head in the hole to get
the cheese, the wire wraps around his neck and kills him.”
The officer makes the same kind excuse, and the man leaves.

One week later the man returns. He approaches the same patent officer and sets down
the new diagram layout, drawing a zig-zag line across the hole instead of the circle
for the cheese: “And here’s the saw blade.”
The patent officer notices the design variation and asks, “Where’s the cheese?”
“Ah-ha,” says the man. “That’s the point. The mouse sticks his head in the hole and says,
‘Where did you put the cheese?'” 😯
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

 
Classic Jokes That Never Fail
Every day, an ESL teacher was seen coming out of the rest room with a marker,
used for writing. In the rest room were expressions and graffiti written on the walls.
It was very bad. Finally, the Director of the school called the teacher into the office
and told the teacher that it was terrible of him to write those things on the walls.
The teacher said that he was not the one writing those things.
All that the teacher did was to correct the grammar. 😯

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!    
Manslaughter, music, and making it big pretty much sums up the plot of this film, starring a famous singer. Which film?
 
Answer: Jailhouse Rock (1957)
“Jailhouse Rock” was Elvis Presley’s third film after “Love Me Tender” (1956) and “Loving You” (1957). Presley is Vince Everett, a young man convicted of manslaughter after he kills a man (by accident) in a brawl. While in prison, he learns to play the guitar and turns out to be a terrific musician. Once out of prison, he finds his way (with some missteps along the way) to fame and fortune. A number of Elvis songs were featured during the film, but the song “Jailhouse Rock” spent seven weeks at #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100.   

Tuesdays July Movie Trivia of the day!  
Based on the novel by Joan Lindsay, this movie tells of the disappearance of a teacher and three schoolgirls while on a Valentine’s Day school outing. What is it called?

Monday’s  Quizzler is….
This is a newspaper headline:
Workers Strike – Want to Make Less Money!
What is going on?
 
Answer:  The workers work at the mint and are tired of being overworked. They want to work less,
which is making less money, since money is made at the mint!

TUESDAY’s Quizzler….
What is the meaning of this rebus?

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