WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 16th, 2026
Here’s The Story…..
An Englishman went to Spain on a fishing trip. He hired a Spanish guide to help him
find the best fishing spots. Since the Englishman was learning Spanish, he asked the
guide to speak to him in Spanish and to correct any mistakes of usage. They were hiking
on a mountain trail when a very large, purple and blue fly crossed their path.
The Englishman pointed at the insect with his fishing rod, and said, “Mira el mosca!”
The guide, sensing a teaching opportunity, replied, “No, senor, ‘la mosca’… es feminina.”
The Englishman looked at him, then back at the fly, and then said, “Good heavens…
you must have incredibly good eyesight.” 😯
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Classic Jokes That Never Fail
A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating,
he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door.
The owner of the restaurant says, “Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you
kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don’t understand.”
The panda says, “Look it up in the dictionary,” and walks out the door.
So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks under the heading “Panda”. It reads:
panda black and white animal; lives in central China; eats shoots and leaves. 😯
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Rebecca De Mornay is downright diabolical in this psychological thriller about a nanny
trying to ruin the family that caused her husband’s suicide. Which film?
Answer: The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (1992) !
After Claire Bartel (Annabella Sciorra) is molested by her obstetrician, she and her husband file charges (along with other couples who experienced the same thing). As a result, Dr. Mott kills himself, leaving his own pregnant wife behind, who miscarriages. Bent on revenge, Mrs. Mott (Rebecca De Mornay) assumes a false identity and manages to secure a position as a nanny with the Bartel family. From there she works diligently to destroy their lives, cleverly insinuating all sorts of secret atrocities.
Mondays July Movie Trivia of the day!
This film follows the antics of a group of teens set on seeing their favorite rock band KISS. What is it called?
FRIDAY’s Quizzler….
What phrase is represented below?
JG
UN
MI
PP
IM
NU
GJ
Good
New
New
Answer: Jumping up and down over good news.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Each of the following clues describes two words. One of the words is a type of mammal. The other word is that mammal with one of the following changes: a letter added anywhere (rat brat), a letter deleted anywhere (badger badge), a letter changed anywhere (hare harp). There is no rearrangement of the other letters. No mammal is used more than once. Gender-specific terms (eg sow or bull) and age-related terms (eg foal or fawn) are not allowed.
- This is an entire mammal.
- This is an alternate mammal.
- This mammal is not far away.
- This sport can get a mammal teed off.
- This is mammal luster.
- This is what a mammal wears to keep warm.
- This is mammal courage.
- This is a molded chilled dessert for a mammal.
- This is a hairpiece for a mammal.
- This is a sock for a mammal.
- This is something you would use to hang a mammal.
- This mammal is a religious leader.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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