WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 18th, 2026
Punagraphy…..
*I didn’t know where my boomerang went…and then it hit me.
*What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back…a stick.
*I went to the boomerang store the other day…they have a great return policy
*The hardest part about buying a new boomerang is throwing the old one away.
*I’m reading a book about anti-gravity…I can’t put it down!
*I remember the last thing my Grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket.
He said “Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket”
*Studies have shown that people who have a lot of birthdays tend to live longer.
*Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.
*I was addicted to the hokey pokey but thankfully I turned my self around.
*I was addicted to soap…But I’m clean now.
*I was addicted to brake fluid…but I can stop at any time.
*Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
*I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself, this is the last thing I need.
*How do you find a naked guy with ED in a dark room? It’s not hard.
*I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
*My grandfather was one of 13 children in his family. He didn’t know
what it was like to sleep alone until he got married.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Corny, but funny jokes/riddles!
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card!
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What is the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a tricycle
and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire!
What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one!
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
For drizzle!
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A father-in-law!
What do you call a man that irons clothes?
Iron Man!
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This film follows the antics of a group of teens set on
seeing their favorite rock band KISS. What is it called?
Answer: Detroit Rock City (1999)
“Detroit Rock City” features Edward Furlong (Hawk), Sam Huntington (Jam), Giuseppe Andrews (Lex) and James DeBello (Trip) as the four teens who are avid KISS fans hoping to make the trip from Cleveland (Ohio) to Detroit (Michigan) to see them in concert. Their plan is discovered, though, and Jam’s mother rips up their tickets in front of them. After Trip wins more tickets in a radio contest, the boys all sneak away and make the trip after all. Chaos ensues when it is discovered upon arriving in Detroit that Trip had neglected to give proper contact information, and the tickets have been given to someone else.
Tuesdays July Movie Trivia of the day!
A band manager, looking for a different sound, discovers rock and roll in this film featuring Bill Haley and His Comets. Considered the first major rock and roll movie made, what is its name?
MONDAY’s Quizzler….
Each of the following clues describes two words. One of the words is a type of mammal. The other word is that mammal with one of the following changes: a letter added anywhere (rat brat), a letter deleted anywhere (badger badge), a letter changed anywhere (hare harp). There is no rearrangement of the other letters. No mammal is used more than once. Gender-specific terms (eg sow or bull) and age-related terms (eg foal or fawn) are not allowed.
- This is an entire mammal.
- This is an alternate mammal.
- This mammal is not far away.
- This sport can get a mammal teed off.
- This is mammal luster.
- This is what a mammal wears to keep warm.
- This is mammal courage.
- This is a molded chilled dessert for a mammal.
- This is a hairpiece for a mammal.
- This is a sock for a mammal.
- This is something you would use to hang a mammal.
- This mammal is a religious leader.
Answer: 1) whole whale
2) other otter
3) near bear
4) wolf golf
5) sheep sheen
6) goat coat
7) skunk spunk
8) mouse mousse
9) pig wig
10) horse hose
11) moose noose
12) rabbit rabbi or mink monk or llama lama
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Five friends went shopping at different times, days, and at different places. Who went shopping at what place, and what time, and what day?
The boys are Darien and Dennis; the girls are Mina, Amy, and Serena.
clues:
- Serena doesn’t wake up until after noon, and she went somewhere to eat.
- The toy shopper went on Saturday.
- Mina went shopping on Monday
- None of the girls shopped at the bike shop.
- Dennis did not go out for food.
- Amy went at 10 AM.
- Dennis and the cafe shopper went on the weekend.
- The person who went to the cafe, went after noon.
- Friday was a busy morning at the grocery store for the girl who shopped there.
- The person went to the bakery right when it opened, which was at 9:30 AM.
- The toy shopper went shopping at noon.
- Mina went earlier in the day than Amy, and Serena went earlier than Darien.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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