WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 14th, 2026

Here’s The Story….. 
A man goes out of prison after twenty years. He decides to go back to the
neighbourhood where he lived. When he gets there he cannot recognize the place.
Everything has changed a lot. The places he used to visit have all disappeared. Even
the pub has disappeared. He is very tired and would like to have something to eat.
He goes into a small café and has a coffee and a sandwich. When he takes out his wallet
he finds a shoemaker ticket in it. He then remembers that the last thing he had done
before being arrested was to take a pair of shoes to the shoemaker’s. He decides to go
there and try. What a wonderful thing! The shoemaker is still at the same place. He gets
into the shop and tells the shoemaker that about twenty years before he had left him a
pair of shoes to have them repaired. The shoemaker has a look at the ticket and says:
“O.K. Come back tomorrow. They will be ready then.” Some things never change. 😯
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

 
Classic Jokes That Never Fail
Every day, an ESL teacher was seen coming out of the rest room with a marker,
used for writing. In the rest room were expressions and graffiti written on the walls.
It was very bad. Finally, the Director of the school called the teacher into the office
and told the teacher that it was terrible of him to write those things on the walls.
The teacher said that he was not the one writing those things.
All that the teacher did was to correct the grammar. 😯

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!    
A failed rock musician-wannabee finds himself forced to get a ‘real’ job to pay his rent
(by pretending to be a substitute teacher). Can you name the film?
 
Answer: School of Rock (2003)
Jack Black stars as Dewey Finn, the aforementioned failed rock musician. Upon taking the substitute position in a fifth-grade class, Dewey proceeds to be the worst-ever teacher, taking no interest in the kids until he hears them playing music. From then he makes it his personal mission to prepare them to win an upcoming Battle of the Bands competition (and its $20,000 prize).
 
Fridays July Movie Trivia of the day!  
Rebecca De Mornay is downright diabolical in this psychological thriller about a nanny
trying to ruin the family that caused her husband’s suicide. Which film?

THURSDAY’s Quizzler….
 A man escapes from jail with help from his girlfriend. Four girls are accused of being the man’s girlfriend. His girlfriend is lying. Two girls are innocent and telling the truth. The other girl is the man’s sister who is helping the girlfriend lie. Who is the man’s sister?

Amanda: “Melinda is his girlfriend.”
Vanessa: “Eva is lying.”
Eva: “Amanda is lying.”
Melinda: “Vanessa is not his sister.”
 
ANSWER:  If Amanda is telling the truth, then Melinda is lying. If Melinda is lying, then Vanessa is his sister. If Vanessa is his sister, then she’s lying about Eva lying. If Eva isn’t lying, then Amanda is lying, which would contradict the fact that Amanda’s telling the truth. That means Amanda is lying and could be his girlfriend or sister. Eva must be telling the truth since Amanda has to be lying. So Vanessa must also be lying, and Melinda is telling the truth. Since Melinda’s telling the truth, Vanessa isn’t his sister and must be his girlfriend. Amanda is the other liar, so she must be his sister.
Answer: Amanda

Friday’s  Quizzler is….

What phrase is represented below?

JG
UN
MI
PP
IM
NU
GJ
Good
New
New

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