WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 1st, 2026
Here’s The Story…..
A man goes to consult a specialist about his medical problem.
After the visit the man asks, “How much do I owe you?”
“My fee is five hundred dollars,” replies the physician.
“Five hundred dollars? That’s impossible. No one charges that much!”
“In your case,” the doctor replies, “I suppose I could adjust my fee to three hundred.”
“Three hundred dollars? For one visit? Ridiculous.”
“Well, then, could you afford two hundred?”
“Who has that kind of money?”
“Look, replies the doctor,” growing irritated,
“Just give me a hundred and get out of my office, okay?”
“I can give you fifty,” says the man. “Take it or leave it.”
“I don’t understand you,” says the doctor. “Why did you come to
the most expensive doctor in New York if you have no money?”
“Listen, Doctor,” says the patient, “When it comes to my health, nothing is too good!”😯
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY’people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two buddies were getting dressed in the locker room after a workout,
when the first man saw something that give him a bit of a shock.
“How long have you been wearing that bra?” the man asked his friend.
The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in
the glove compartment of my car.” 😯😂
MONDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
I became leader of the United States after President Wilson died. Who played me?
Answer: The correct answer was Oliver Platt!
Platt, born on January 12th, 1960 in Windsor, Ontario, Canada, portrayed Carl Anheuser. Carl worked in the Wilson Administration as Chief of Staff and spoke with Dr. Adrian Helmsley about how to aid the American people once the cataclysmic event happened. In one scene, Carl spoke to Dr. Helmsley about developing a timeline to respond to the event and Dr. Helmsley reminded him they needed to let the American people know what was happening. Carl informed him his job was to tell the people about what would happen while he attempted to help retain government operations in the wake of the natural disasters. Carl, Dr. Helmsley and Laura all got on Air Force One to head for the ark projects in China with President Wilson addressing the American people back at The White House. As President Wilson and the Vice President died while the Speaker of the House went missing, Carl assumed the reigns of the Presidency. Platt had roles in the movies “Beethoven”, “A Time to Kill” and “Frost/Nixon”.
TUESDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
I asked my father if Charlie Frost was crazy. Who played me?
TUESDAY’s Quizzler….
Far off in the heart of the Rocky Mountains, there is a place called Camp Curatos. No, it is not named after some random tribe; rather, it is a camp dedicated to curing teens of all ages of bad and childish habits. Recently, the camp advisors have taken on five new challenges (3 boys – Mark, Joseph, and Kev; and 2 girls – Selene and Ariadne). However, in their files, the advisors seem to have gotten a few facts mixed up about these five teens! Can you help them piece together the facts?
- The 5 teens are Joseph, the 12-year-old, the pencil-snapper, the procrastinator, and the one rewarded with ice cream.
- Selene is one year younger than the procrastinator.
- The pencil-snapper left after the shortest amount of time; he was rewarded with a Chevy (which he was able to drive).
- Ariadne is not the oldest; however, she did take the longest time to leave Camp Curatos.
- The 15-year-old took 23 days to be cured of his nail-chewing habit.
- Mark received $20; CDs were sent to Joseph.
- The 12-year-old spent 3 weeks in camp, but it was well worth his time, for he could now pay attention in class without fidgeting.
Answer: NAME – AGE – HABIT – TIME – REWARD
Mark – 12 – Fidgeting – 3 weeks – $20
Joseph – 15 – Chewing Nails – 23 days – CDs
Selene – 13 – Sucking Thumb – 17 days – Ice Cream
Ariadne – 14 – Procrastinating – 1 month – Cruise Trip
Kev – 17 – Snapping Pencils – 2 weeks – Car
Congratulations! You have successfully helped the advisors and saved them from months
of worry and nervous breakdowns. Give yourself a pat on the back – you should be proud of yourself!
TUESday’s Quizzler is….
Can you determine the professions/jobs described below? Each clue is an anagram of the answer.
One Word
- Stamp on
- For trees
- Remit sin
- Menial cop
- Court poser
Two Words (first word is “a” or “the”)
6. Dints teeth
7. He tots income
8. Sit, chat, pay, sir
9. I seen at birth cot
10. Their art’s caustic
Two Words
11. Spirit shaper
12. Poles gather a report
Bonus (two jobs, middle word is “and”)
13. Mass dress alteration
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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