WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 13th, 2026
 
Here’s The Story….
A college student could not take his seminar final exam because of a funeral.
“No problem,” the teacher told him. “Make it up the following week.” That week came,
and again he couldn’t take the test due to another funeral.
“You’ll have to take the test early next week,” the professor insisted. “I can’t keep postponing it.”
“I’ll take the test next week if no one dies,” the undergrad replied.
By now I the instructor was suspicious. “How can you have so many people you know pass away in three weeks?”
“I don’t know any of these people,” the student exclaimed. “But I’m the only gravedigger in town.”😕
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY’people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

 
 Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room,
gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news:
“There is no easy way to say this so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow.
Your husband will die a violent death this year.”
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic’s lined face, then at the single flickering
candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know.
She met the Tarot reader’s gaze, steadied her voice and asked, “Will I get away with it?” 🤣

FRIDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!      
Francie and ‘Neely’ really wanted a nice Christmas tree for their family holiday. Because of their poverty, buying one was out of the question so they resorted to a more accessible way of having one, which was not uncommon for the poor at the turn of the century. How did they get it? 

Answer: It was thrown at them and they caught it without letting it fall to the ground. Throwing Christmas trees was a bit of a sport back then and it must be said that catching one wasn’t exactly easy for two children to do. But the Nolans finally managed it and had a fine, sweet smelling tree in their apartment. It was some 6 feet tall, to their mutual delight.
 
 
MONDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!  
In “A Tree Grows In Brooklyn” the Nolans moved into a new flat. This was a relocation of necessity, more than convenience, since their quarters were now even smaller than before (but had windows, which was a plus). The former tenant left something behind for them, too. What was it?

FRIDAY’s Quizzler….
A man was running away from an elderly couple who wanted to kill him. Although chased, the man still taunted his pursuers. Soon, more people chased the man. The man, desperate on escaping from his pursuers, agreed to let a friendly stranger help him, but later the stranger betrayed the man and killed him.

Who was the man and who was the friendly stranger?

Answer: The man was the Gingerbread Man. 
The friendly stranger was the fox.  

FRIday’s  Quizzler is….
If I were to bleed from a wound or two,
You’d note in amazement, my blood is blue.
I’m found as a fossil in ancient stone,
Yet living today, I’m almost a clone.
My eyes will adjust a great many fold,
To see by the moonlight, who I can hold.
If I could tell my mate, I would say it is true,
These wonderful eyes are only for you.
I’m one of the last to die from pollution,
A living exception to evolution.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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