WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 11th, 2026
  
Here’s The Story….
Jim and Joe stop in front of a pastry shop and Jim says, “Let me show you how to get yourself a free snack.”
Stepping through the door Jim reaches behind the counter a slips a big, frosted cookie into his coat pocket
before the baker has a chance to look up and see what’s going on.

Winking at Joe, Jim whispers, “What do you think about that?”

At that point the baker walks over and asks if he can help them. Joe winks back at Jim, then says to the baker,
“I bet you a free cookie I can show you a magic trick you’ve never seen before.”

The baker says, “If it’s a good enough trick I guess it’s worth a free cookie.”

Joe says, “Watch this!” and takes a big, frosted cookie off the counter and munches
away until it’s gone. Then he says, “Ta-da!”

The baker leans over the counter and says in a menacing voice, “There better be one good
magic trick coming up or you’re going to be talking to the police.”

Joe gives Jim grin and then says to the baker, “Just take a look in my friend’s pocket.”
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY’people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

 
 Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“Do you remember first meeting your wife?”
“Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet and
promised her that if she agreed to marry me, she would begin a new life
and I’d never allow her near the gutter again.”
“Wow, what an incredible story! I hope she appreciates what you did for her.”
“Not really. Even though she stunk at it, Jill hated to give up bowling.”  😯  

THURSDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!      
The pivotal role of Francie Nolan, the strong and sensitive (and smart) young daughter of a poor New York family,
was coveted by many. Who eventually played her in the 1945 film?

Answer:  Peggy Ann Garner! Garner won an Oscar for her role (a special one for young performers) but, as happens too often with juvenile actors, her career mostly disappeared as she grew up. James Dunn, playing Johnny, was named Best Supporting Actor, but the award didn’t bode him so well either.
He passed away a penniless drunk in 1967 – his real life something of a mirror image of the unfortunate man he played in this movie.

 
FRIDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!  
 Francie and ‘Neely’ really wanted a nice Christmas tree for their family holiday. Because of their poverty, buying one was out of the question so they resorted to a more accessible way of having one, which was not uncommon for the poor at the turn of the century. How did they get it?

THURDAY’s Quizzler….
 I am loud or quiet.
I am sudden or expected.
I am a strong medication.
I am a relief in certain situations.
I am caused by embarrassment and/or happiness.
I am found in many good friendships.
I am …….

Answer:  Laugh, Laughter

FRIday’s  Quizzler is….
A man was running away from an elderly couple who wanted to kill him. Although chased, the man still taunted his pursuers. Soon, more people chased the man. The man, desperate on escaping from his pursuers, agreed to let a friendly stranger help him, but later the stranger betrayed the man and killed him.

Who was the man and who was the friendly stranger?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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