Welcome, ‏to Monday August 18th.  Miscellaneous terms for Monday…….   Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Friday August 13th. M A R R I A G E  Q U O T E S 101….   All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Thursday August 12th.  So here’s the story, as a jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Wednesday August 11th. Signs and notices 01. These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Tuesday August 10th.  Marriage quotes 01…….   Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Monday August 9th.  OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribbling OLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz off OLD BIKERS never die, but they’re… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Friday August 6th.  WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK………. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Thursday August 5rd.  Chevy Nova Awards…. These are the nominees for the Chevy Nova Award. This is given in honor of the GM’s fiasco in trying to market… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzles and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Wednesday August 3rd.   From the world of sports… Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I wan’ all dem kids to do what I… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Tuesday August 3rd.  How about some Songs to program by…   YESTERDAY ————— Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away.… Read more “Tueday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”