Welcome, ‏to Monday August 2nd.  Redefining Words………. Abdicate – v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Carcinoma – n. A valley in California, notable for… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

 Welcome, ‏to Friday July 30th.  Elderly People Humor?  OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal  OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kick … Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Thursday July 29th.  A Mother’s dictionary……. Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you’d better have around de… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Wednesday July 28th.  You might be a caffeine addict if…    1. You think sleep is for the weak. 2. The dishes in your house are… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Tuesday July 27th.   Natural Laws……… “The Law of Volunteering” If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. “The Law of Avoiding Oversell”… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Thursday July 22th. Office Lingo…….. Activate: To make carbons and add more names to the memo.  Advanced Design: Beyond the comprehension of the ad agency’s copywriters.  All… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Tuesday July 20th. Bizarre Town Names……..   Horneytown, North Carolina Whynot, North Carolina Hicksville, Ohio Knockemstiff, Ohio Slaughterville, Oklahoma Idiotville, Oregon Virginville, Pennsylvania Sweet Lips, Tennessee Ding… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

 ‏to Tuesday July 20th. How To Deal with Telemarketers…….. 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Monday July 19th.  Technology problems….. One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Friday July 16th. The Washington Post had a contest wherein participants were asked to tell the younger generation how much harder they had it “in the old… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”