Welcome, ‏to Monday November 1st, 2010. Miscellaneous terms…….. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Friday October 28, 2010. Business one-liners 101……. When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers. When you starve with a tiger, the tiger… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Thursday October 27, 2010. Here what I have learned over my life time! All of the music that I grow up listening to has been turned into commercials, jingles and… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Wednesday October 26, 2010.   Maybe this is why they don’t teach music in high school any more. Following are actual answers from students on music tests… – The… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Tuesday October 26, 2010.  Food Ideas Rejected By McDonalds: Chicken McBobbitts Salmon McNella Tom & Roseanne “Together Forever” Value Meal Shirley McLean Burger McMenudo Filet o’ Gefilte Fish… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Monday October 25, 2010.  The Darwin Awards…… The long awaited Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are given each year to bestow upon (the remains of) that… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Friday October 22, 2010. Mother’s dictionary……….   Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you’d better have around de yard… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

 Welcome, ‏to Thursday October 21, 2010.   Somewhere in this great big old world of ours it’s National Pondering Day! Here are the top ponderings of the day!   Why is… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Wednesday October 20, 2010. Today we take a serious look at Miscellaneous terms…….. Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Tuesday October 19, 2010.  Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say……… Well, how ’bout that?… I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions. You know… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”